A few years back I was in McDonalds with a friend eating breakfast when this crazy woman comes in the place. She is demanding discounted food to give to her "dying" dog which was tied up outside. The staff kept saying they couldn't do that over and over and even said it s-l-o-w-l-y so the woman would understand. Much to everyone's disdain she didn't. This is where it gets fun: K-Me CWW:Crazy Wild Woman
K: *nom nom nom-me eating quietly chatting with friend not bothering anyone
CWW: Hey, let me get some of your food so I can feed it to my dying dog, I only need half of your sausage patty...
K: uhhh no thanks. I'm gonna eat it....
CCW: My dog is sick. he needs some food
K: Well, go buy him a burger. the're under a dollar for a plain one
CWW: I don't have the money for that...my dog is dying
K:*continues eating*
CW:MY DOG IS FUCKING DYING AND YOU WON'T FUCKING GIVE ME HALF OF YOUR FUCKING SAUSAGE PATTY!! DAMN YOU!!
K: *yells back* THEN WHY THE HELL IS YOUR DOG OUTSIDE IN THE COLD WHILE ITS RAINING OUT IF ITS DYING?!? WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE IT AT HOME OR TAKE IT TO THE VET RATHER THAN PISS ME OFF?
CWW: PISS...YOU.....OFF??!? YOU ARE PISSING ME OFF!
K: Get the hell out of my face and get your fucking dog to the vet if its so sick!!
Cww woman leaves in a pissy mood. It turns out that the woman was known for pulling scams just to get free food. Turns out the dog wasn't even hers at all it was another patron who was using the restroom real quick. I have seen this woman from time to time at different fast food resteraunts using the "my dog is dying scam"
K: *nom nom nom-me eating quietly chatting with friend not bothering anyone
CWW: Hey, let me get some of your food so I can feed it to my dying dog, I only need half of your sausage patty...
K: uhhh no thanks. I'm gonna eat it....
CCW: My dog is sick. he needs some food
K: Well, go buy him a burger. the're under a dollar for a plain one
CWW: I don't have the money for that...my dog is dying
K:*continues eating*
CW:MY DOG IS FUCKING DYING AND YOU WON'T FUCKING GIVE ME HALF OF YOUR FUCKING SAUSAGE PATTY!! DAMN YOU!!
K: *yells back* THEN WHY THE HELL IS YOUR DOG OUTSIDE IN THE COLD WHILE ITS RAINING OUT IF ITS DYING?!? WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE IT AT HOME OR TAKE IT TO THE VET RATHER THAN PISS ME OFF?
CWW: PISS...YOU.....OFF??!? YOU ARE PISSING ME OFF!
K: Get the hell out of my face and get your fucking dog to the vet if its so sick!!
Cww woman leaves in a pissy mood. It turns out that the woman was known for pulling scams just to get free food. Turns out the dog wasn't even hers at all it was another patron who was using the restroom real quick. I have seen this woman from time to time at different fast food resteraunts using the "my dog is dying scam"



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