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    A Letter to the Rude

    Dear Lady Hounding after me in the grocery section of Walmart,

    Yes, I AM going to buy all these Hotdogs. No, I did NOT take them all, there are still Two Rows of packages left. And No, just because I'm fat does NOT mean I am going to eat One-hundred and Twenty Hotdogs by myself. We're Hosting a Cookout at the Lake this weekend for about seventy people, you Miserable Hag. I really, really appreciate you calling attention to me like that in the middle of the store. Please go MYOB while dying in a fire.

    Thank you,
    Nijiero

    (Why, Yes, I AM a little sensitive about my weight. Why do you ask? >.>)
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  • #2
    Actually, when a complete stranger asks you a rude question that is none of their business, I think the best possible answer is "fuck off."

    But then, I may be in a bad mood...
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    • #3
      Quoth MoonCat View Post
      Actually, when a complete stranger asks you a rude question that is none of their business, I think the best possible answer is "fuck off."

      But then, I may be in a bad mood...
      That works. I also like "Do you think I actually have a problem going back to prison?"

      That makes people shuffle off real fast

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      • #4
        It would be nice if some people could just mind their own fucking business.

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        • #5
          The original post upset me out of sympathy for Nijiero (fat boy here), the replies restored my faith in a certain part of humanity.
          Thank you all.
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          • #6
            "Thank you SO much for your concern about my weight! Because of your inspiring words, I will do my best to only eat eighty of these hot dogs."

            Delivered in the most sincere voice manageable. Leave her guessing.

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            • #7
              Wow, what a bitch.

              Usually when we get massive loads like that at the checkout, my first question out of my mouth is ALWAYS "barbecue/party/footy club?" Because that's about 99% of the time what they are buying for. We also have a church up the road who come through us and occasionally buy stuff for their food hampers.
              Last edited by fireheart; 09-02-2011, 01:16 PM.
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              • #8
                Quoth MrSunshineState View Post
                That works. I also like "Do you think I actually have a problem going back to prison?"

                That makes people shuffle off real fast
                Side note, my future father-in-law said the same thing to me when I started dating his daughter. I asked him which jail he was in and he laughed. Silly guy was just testing me.

                Back to the topic at hand. What a bitch.
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                • #9
                  Quoth AtDIelement View Post
                  Side note, my future father-in-law said the same thing to me when I started dating his daughter..
                  Well, he's a Dad. That's his job ^_^

                  As for the woman in question - yeah, she's a world class ass.
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                  • #10
                    What is it with people in grocery stores commenting on what people are buying?? It's none of their fucking business and it's rude to assume that what you buy is a reflection of what you look like.
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                    • #11
                      "Yes, I did! Though now that I think about it, I do need a snack for when I get home"
                      *waddles back to the hot dog aisle*

                      And yes, I'm fat and proud of it

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