TMI.....

[darkcrimsongoth]

So not really a sucky customer, but just off and yuck.

Lady was on the phone, I'm busy doing making the store all nice and neat when I hear this:

Lady: He wants me to give him a hand job? Omg, tell him he has to ask nicely, I'm not a whore.

That was the basis of the phone conversation that I overheard. Two aisles away.

Bleach for my ears.........

[Bloodsoul]

Wow.

Well, it's like what they taught when I was kid; always remember to say please and thank you!

[PepperElf]

I'm sorry but if I'd heard that I probably would burst out laughing.

[XCashier]

I'm sorry but if I'd heard that I probably would burst out laughing.

Or yell back, "Don't take less than $50!"

Hey, anyone who's stupid enough to TMI everyone around deserves what they get.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Lady: He wants me to give him a hand job? Omg, tell him he has to ask nicely, I'm not a whore.

Would "My good Madam, I humbly request that you fondle my penis" be okay?

[Bright_Star]

Looks like somebody won't be "unemployed" soon cause they're gonna get a "job"...LMAO!

[tropicsgoddess]

I wonder what her prerequisites were for the "job"...

[downforit2008]

I would've said, "OKAY, thanks for sharing THAT information with everyone!"

OMG, some things are best to just not be said on the phone in public.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I wonder what her prerequisites were for the "job"...

Probably ask him to pick the bugs off first. Because she's, after all, not a whore. She's a classy broad.

[Gawdzillers]

Or yell back, "Don't take less than $50!"

Dang, EVERYTHING'S gone up these days.

[darkcrimsongoth]

XD I couldn't believe she was actually taking about this on the phone. My mind went into OMG did I just hear that? D: *cries*

Yeah classy broad she is.

[MelodiousBubbles]

Class act right there. Then again, the town I live in has many an overheard conversation of that and worse. I've heard everything from drug deals in progress and plans for "meet-ups" involving one of the guy's "girls."

Worse part is, I live in a teeny town. In Maine. It kind of makes me laugh to envision the "lumberjack pseudo-Canadians" some of my friends out west have said they imagine Maine to be when I overhear conversations like that

[MoonCat]

Anybody else think it's odd that she's hearing this request from a third party?

[dragon_wings]

Honestly this is something I would say while on the phone with my boyfriend or hanging out with him and his friends. Jokingly of course.
Not something I would say *at all* while serious. Cause... yuck.

[BeenThereDoneThat]

Anybody else think it's odd that she's hearing this request from a third party?

Yeah, that's the first thing that struck me as well... O_o