Last year after having a bilateral deep abscess drainage on my thighs (6 inch long, 3 inch deep incisions) after I was released from the hospital, I went home for a couple of days and we had no food in the house, I ordered lunch delivered and determined it was too expensive to do that for a couple of weeks, so I had hubby drive me to Wally World. Now, I was still having a hard time walking, it's like having to learn how to walk again with that surgery, I had on comfy cotton shorts and a Wound VAC (It's a machine that sucks drainage out and aids in healing) attached to both thighs.
I trudge myself from the ped crossing (where hubby had dropped me off) to the nearest electric cart. I'm about to mount the cart when a pregnant girl (I say girl because she could not have been of legal age yet) cried out "Hey! I need that!". I look at her, and apologize and explain that I had just had surgery and that I needed it and I asked her why she felt she needed it "Because I'm pregnant!" she said it a snotty EW tone "Ok, and your point is?" I say.. I mean I've had 4 kids, one of them being 2 weeks late and weighing 13 pounds at birth and I never needed a cart. "I ain't supposed to be out of the bed!" she said.. "So you are on bed rest?" I inquired "Yeah!" she replied "Then might I suggest you go home and get back in the bed?" I drove off thinking this was the end... Wrong!
I see Miss Preggers and what I am assuming is the baby daddy, Preggers points at me and says "That huh, there she be!" (Huh is the best way I can describe her attempt at saying the word "her") scrawny baby daddy with his pants half-way down his ass comes up to me says "She need that cart." "Well, I need it more" I said "She pregnant" he says "Yes, that does happen.. but as you can see I just had surgery and I have a machine attached to my legs" I reply "So?" Baby Daddy says "So? I could say the same thing about her ailment." he looked like he was trying to think of something to say "Are you done now, or do I have call for help?" I asked (At this point there is my husband, he's not particularly intimidating. 2 rather intimidating employees and 4 other shoppers standing behind me, the employees had there arms crossed) "Man! mumble mumble mumble" Baby Daddy says and stalks off, Preggers stands there like she wants to say something but turns and leaves too.
I trudge myself from the ped crossing (where hubby had dropped me off) to the nearest electric cart. I'm about to mount the cart when a pregnant girl (I say girl because she could not have been of legal age yet) cried out "Hey! I need that!". I look at her, and apologize and explain that I had just had surgery and that I needed it and I asked her why she felt she needed it "Because I'm pregnant!" she said it a snotty EW tone "Ok, and your point is?" I say.. I mean I've had 4 kids, one of them being 2 weeks late and weighing 13 pounds at birth and I never needed a cart. "I ain't supposed to be out of the bed!" she said.. "So you are on bed rest?" I inquired "Yeah!" she replied "Then might I suggest you go home and get back in the bed?" I drove off thinking this was the end... Wrong!
I see Miss Preggers and what I am assuming is the baby daddy, Preggers points at me and says "That huh, there she be!" (Huh is the best way I can describe her attempt at saying the word "her") scrawny baby daddy with his pants half-way down his ass comes up to me says "She need that cart." "Well, I need it more" I said "She pregnant" he says "Yes, that does happen.. but as you can see I just had surgery and I have a machine attached to my legs" I reply "So?" Baby Daddy says "So? I could say the same thing about her ailment." he looked like he was trying to think of something to say "Are you done now, or do I have call for help?" I asked (At this point there is my husband, he's not particularly intimidating. 2 rather intimidating employees and 4 other shoppers standing behind me, the employees had there arms crossed) "Man! mumble mumble mumble" Baby Daddy says and stalks off, Preggers stands there like she wants to say something but turns and leaves too.



Now if the baby would just decide it's time already....
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