Stolen Mustard

[bhskittykatt]

Short one from my coworker. The other night, Crazy Guest came down ranting about how someone stole the mustard off her sandwich. Coworker gave her some mustard from the break room to put on her sandwich. Then Coworker had to go reboot her brain.

[Beki710]

Wha? This one is just not going in... Think I might need to reboot my brain as well!

[BrenDAnn]

I...uh...buh...stolen...mustard? Yeah...brain reboot needed here as well. The crazy is strong in that one!

[MournBlade]

It was me - I admit it I stole the mustard. Well not so much stole as licked off. Since I don't like mustard I spit it back - can't call that stealing really... just borrowing LOL

Reminds me of some asshat at work that used to steal the deli sandwiches I made for myself for lunch. The second time this happened I had enough. I made another sandwich piles thick with meat and cheese as usual - then cut out the center of the meat and cheese to make a nice large cavity. I proceded to fill this with used grease. I found the sandwich in one of the trashcans with a nice big bite out of it. Long story short never had another lunch stolen since

[Ree]

Just a reminder that we don't condone food tampering.

We've been down this road before, and it didn't end well, so we will ask that people don't start posting personal tales or suggestions of how they tampered with food to catch a thief.

[fma_fanatic]

I'd like whatever that guest was smoking/taking/doing please.

[Syriilord]

I'd like whatever that guest was smoking/taking/doing please.

Sounds like she was taking the piss, honestly

Are you sure you still want it?

[PepperElf]

It was me - I admit it I stole the mustard. Well not so much stole as licked off. Since I don't like mustard I spit it back - can't call that stealing really... just borrowing LOL

Which makes me wonder... what DID the mustard-thief do with the mustard?

i rather hope he or she didn't lick it off. i mean i'm not sure i'd want to eat my sammich after it was obvious someone else opened it up and put their fingers (or tongue!) on it.

[dragon_wings]

My question is: how the flipping hell do you steal mustard off someone's sandwich?

[Peppergirl]

Man. Why is it that the true crazies NEVER share the good drugs?

[Mytical]

Man. Why is it that the true crazies NEVER share the good drugs?

To put it another way () What drugs are they on, and why are they not sharing?

[Syriilord]

My question is: how the flipping hell do you steal mustard off someone's sandwich?

My guess would be that, rather than mustard being stolen, she forgot to put mustard on in the first place or forgot that she had made/requested the sandwich without mustard.

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And then in true SC fashion decided to blame someone else for her own mistake.

[dalesys]

Man. Why is it that the true crazies NEVER share the good drugs?

You wanna be that perma-fried?

Sounds like their basement chemist buddy figured "If a lttle's good, a whole lot's even better."

Like a smidge of strychnine is supposed to enhance an acid trip...

[PepperElf]

My guess would be that, rather than mustard being stolen, she forgot to put mustard on in the first place or forgot that she had made/requested the sandwich without mustard.

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And then in true SC fashion decided to blame someone else for her own mistake.

ahhh that makes more sense.

for some odd reason i was thinking that someone stole the mustard off the coworkers sammich not the SCs.

[Peppergirl]

You wanna be that perma-fried?

Occasionally, yes.

It does sort of remind me of my acid-tripping days. I betcha that's what she was on.