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A few years back I walk into a gas station to pre-pay for some gas and I walk right into the middle of a guy on a tirade.
He was yelling at the clerk without pause about how they should have free matches, every other place that sells cigarettes has free matches, they only don't have matches to force customers to PAY for a lighter, he knows they have matches in the drawer and are deliberately keeping them from him to make him fork over more of his hard earned money, they are not going to get away with this, it's the principle of the thing, lawyers will be involved!
Anyway, you get the picture. When the guy finally ran out of breath and stopped shouting for a second...
Clerk: Sir, most people don't use a lighter to light a cigarette and then throw the still lit lighter onto the ground into a puddle of spilled gasoline.
SC: Uhmm...so how much were the lighters?
He was yelling at the clerk without pause about how they should have free matches, every other place that sells cigarettes has free matches, they only don't have matches to force customers to PAY for a lighter, he knows they have matches in the drawer and are deliberately keeping them from him to make him fork over more of his hard earned money, they are not going to get away with this, it's the principle of the thing, lawyers will be involved!
Anyway, you get the picture. When the guy finally ran out of breath and stopped shouting for a second...
Clerk: Sir, most people don't use a lighter to light a cigarette and then throw the still lit lighter onto the ground into a puddle of spilled gasoline.
SC: Uhmm...so how much were the lighters?
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