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Yeah, had a case of mild bronchitis this weekend, wasn't great. With it being freezing cold all of a sudden, I was not in a good mood and the SCs really didn't help any.
Uh, hi..I'm older than you. Stop that!
So I went out to get me and the bf some Chipotle (yes again, can't help it!) when I first started feeling sick. I have a bottle of hand sanitizer at the ready in case I have to cough or blow my nose, so as not to infect anyone else just so you know. I get through the line and am getting checked out when this gem of a girl appears magically beside me.
OH- overly happy sc
Me
OH: Hi there!
Me: *grunts, hands card to cashier*
OH: OOOoOOOOOOooooOO, why so moody? *this and everything after is said in a 'i'm talking to a 1 month old voice*
Me: *shugs, takes card back*
OH: OOo, you should be happy! It's fall! I love the cold, don't you? Blahblahblahblah.......
Me: *coughs into hand on accident, curses and applies sanitizer*
OH: *gasp* you shouldn't curse like that! I'm sure you're mom wouldn't be happy about th....
Me: How old are you?
OH: *smiles* I'm 16 sweety.
Me: *in fake sweet voice* Well guess what, I'm 20. *switches to murder voice* I am also sick and would really appreciate you not talking to me like I'm a fucking toddler. I will cuss all I want, why? Because I'm a fucking adult and you know what else? You're not! So, stfu. *looks to cashier* I am sorry if my language offended you in anyway. *to her in fake sweet* Bye sweety.
I hate people.
Not subtle
This one could have turned out badly had I not handled it. Me and the bf were at the laundry mat last night. We've got our clothes in the dryer and are just waiting for them to dry. BF goes outside for a smoke and to talk to his dad on the phone. I'm sitting, trying to finish up homework when I hear loud snickering coming from the area of the dryers. Two college kids from my bf's college are standing close to where our dryers are and are pointing and laughing. Then I hear one of them say something about certain types of underwear and 'wow those are huge bras" Seeing as I am the only female doing laundry at this time, I know instantly that they are talking about my things. I don't like that they are discussing my undergarments and laughing....oh hell no!
Just as one of them takes out their phone and points it in the direction of the dryers, I get up, go around behind them and snatch the guy's phone out of his hand just in time to see a pic of my clothes.
I1: Idiot 1
I2: Idiot 2
I1: *who was holding the phone* What the fuck?
I2: Hey that's stealing!
Course, they loose their toughness when they realize who just snatched their phone.
ME: yeah well those are my clothes you are snickering and joking about and taking pictures of, so it really doesn't matter wtf you say right now. *delete photo from phone, flip through recent photos to make sure there aren't any more. Look at I2* Gimme your phone.
I2: NO way, fuck off
Me: I said give. me. your. phone. NOW!
I1: *pokes I2* Just give it to her man.
I2; *meekly hands over phone.*
I found four other pics of my clothes on his phone, as well as pics of me bending over the washer and dryer loading/unloading clothes. I pretty much started seeing red. *deletes all pics from phone as well as card. Hands phones back to stunned owners*
Me: I'd suggest you get your clothes and leave before my bf comes back in here or else you two will most def. not leave unless you're both in handcuffs or on a gurney, understand?!
They both nod quickly, grab their baskets and flee. Told the bf what happened (minus the pics thing cause he would have went apeshit and chased them down for sure), told him I handled it and not to worry. He was standing guard over my dryer until it was finished, even though we were alone then. Better believe if I see those bastards again, it'll be far worse.
What's EW in Spanish?
Bf and roommate went to Chipotle (roommate just got food that time). When they arrived, the line was about normal length and going at a steady speed until two EWs came up. They whined they had never been there before, they didn't know what they wanted, blah blah blah. They figure out they want two to go bowls, but then spend literally 15 minutes drilling the line cooks about what was in each ingredient, shaking their heads and tsking in disgust for EVERY ingredient. They then spend another 10 minutes at the register, hemming and hawing over whether or not they want chips, drinks, arguing about the price. The line is literally out the door by this time when finally.....
they decide they don't want anything at all and promptly leave. Food wasted, time wasted= everyone is pissed.
Uh, hi..I'm older than you. Stop that!
So I went out to get me and the bf some Chipotle (yes again, can't help it!) when I first started feeling sick. I have a bottle of hand sanitizer at the ready in case I have to cough or blow my nose, so as not to infect anyone else just so you know. I get through the line and am getting checked out when this gem of a girl appears magically beside me.
OH- overly happy sc
Me
OH: Hi there!
Me: *grunts, hands card to cashier*
OH: OOOoOOOOOOooooOO, why so moody? *this and everything after is said in a 'i'm talking to a 1 month old voice*
Me: *shugs, takes card back*
OH: OOo, you should be happy! It's fall! I love the cold, don't you? Blahblahblahblah.......
Me: *coughs into hand on accident, curses and applies sanitizer*
OH: *gasp* you shouldn't curse like that! I'm sure you're mom wouldn't be happy about th....
Me: How old are you?
OH: *smiles* I'm 16 sweety.
Me: *in fake sweet voice* Well guess what, I'm 20. *switches to murder voice* I am also sick and would really appreciate you not talking to me like I'm a fucking toddler. I will cuss all I want, why? Because I'm a fucking adult and you know what else? You're not! So, stfu. *looks to cashier* I am sorry if my language offended you in anyway. *to her in fake sweet* Bye sweety.
I hate people.
Not subtle
This one could have turned out badly had I not handled it. Me and the bf were at the laundry mat last night. We've got our clothes in the dryer and are just waiting for them to dry. BF goes outside for a smoke and to talk to his dad on the phone. I'm sitting, trying to finish up homework when I hear loud snickering coming from the area of the dryers. Two college kids from my bf's college are standing close to where our dryers are and are pointing and laughing. Then I hear one of them say something about certain types of underwear and 'wow those are huge bras" Seeing as I am the only female doing laundry at this time, I know instantly that they are talking about my things. I don't like that they are discussing my undergarments and laughing....oh hell no!
Just as one of them takes out their phone and points it in the direction of the dryers, I get up, go around behind them and snatch the guy's phone out of his hand just in time to see a pic of my clothes.
I1: Idiot 1
I2: Idiot 2
I1: *who was holding the phone* What the fuck?
I2: Hey that's stealing!
Course, they loose their toughness when they realize who just snatched their phone.
ME: yeah well those are my clothes you are snickering and joking about and taking pictures of, so it really doesn't matter wtf you say right now. *delete photo from phone, flip through recent photos to make sure there aren't any more. Look at I2* Gimme your phone.
I2: NO way, fuck off
Me: I said give. me. your. phone. NOW!
I1: *pokes I2* Just give it to her man.
I2; *meekly hands over phone.*
I found four other pics of my clothes on his phone, as well as pics of me bending over the washer and dryer loading/unloading clothes. I pretty much started seeing red. *deletes all pics from phone as well as card. Hands phones back to stunned owners*
Me: I'd suggest you get your clothes and leave before my bf comes back in here or else you two will most def. not leave unless you're both in handcuffs or on a gurney, understand?!
They both nod quickly, grab their baskets and flee. Told the bf what happened (minus the pics thing cause he would have went apeshit and chased them down for sure), told him I handled it and not to worry. He was standing guard over my dryer until it was finished, even though we were alone then. Better believe if I see those bastards again, it'll be far worse.
What's EW in Spanish?
Bf and roommate went to Chipotle (roommate just got food that time). When they arrived, the line was about normal length and going at a steady speed until two EWs came up. They whined they had never been there before, they didn't know what they wanted, blah blah blah. They figure out they want two to go bowls, but then spend literally 15 minutes drilling the line cooks about what was in each ingredient, shaking their heads and tsking in disgust for EVERY ingredient. They then spend another 10 minutes at the register, hemming and hawing over whether or not they want chips, drinks, arguing about the price. The line is literally out the door by this time when finally.....
they decide they don't want anything at all and promptly leave. Food wasted, time wasted= everyone is pissed.
Better to have two PO'd EWs than a whole lineful of angry legitimate customers.
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