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  • Phone surveys... aaaaarrrgh I hate people like this....

    Not so much a sighting, but I had the displeasure of being able to hear the phoned-in comments of people who took the survey on their receipts. Some of the stupider ones:

    "I think every employee should have a scanner so they can check prices" Um, that's why I do my job, scanning things all freaking day long to make sure prices are right. Besides, those poles with the scanners on them aren't just for looks, dumbass. Not to mention those things cost like $1500 or something like that and unless you want to pay double for everything you buy, that ain't gonnna happen.

    "My vitamins didn't ring up 40% off like they were supposed to. Everything else rang up right but those and I didn't notice until I got home." Well, there's a reason for that. First off, that sale ended last week. Second, it was only 40% off certain ones, the store-brand "heart health" ones. The ones that were clearly marked with signs. Not the ones that didn't have signs. Again, there are scanners on poles to help you figure out what is what. Plus you could have caught it at the register if you really wanted to.

    "I was there 40 minutes and not one employee stopped once to see if I needed help with anything. I think every employee there should have asked me if I needed anything." Well, ok, they should have addressed you in some manner since the current "thing" they're pushing is friendly service. But if you were in that store that long, someone would have said something to you unless you made yourself totally unapproachable. Besides, if you really needed help with something, we have red phones all over the place or you could have stopped one of the "many people that passed you". Hell, even I try to say hello to the customers nowadays. But if you want to take your dollars to walmart, don't expect any better service there. While they were remodeling, we took about half their business and it's not left us yet. Seeya


    I'm sorry, but people that do this almost seem like they are bitter and pissy on purpose. I'm so tired of having "friendly service" shoved down my throat when about all you can do is just make eye contact and say hi. I'm not about to stop and have a full-blown conversation with every customer I pass. I don't have time. These kinds of comments just make it worse for all of us.

  • #2
    I think every employee there should have asked me if I needed anything.
    I'm betting if he really got that he'd complain.

    which is why I'd say... give him what he wants for that one....

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    • #3
      You just can't win.
      Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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      • #4
        Nope, you really can't win. There are a lot of people I know who hate being asked by store employees if they need help with anything. Personally, I think it's just a good store policy although I don't want to be asked by EVERYONE I pass, but some folks are really shy or don't like to talk so they just feel creeped out when people are following them around asking if they can help. So either way, you're gonna get the people who are mad because nobody asks, and you're gonna get the people who are mad because people dare to approach them.
        "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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        • #5
          Customers should be able to be tagged.

          "Hello, sir, do you need any help with anything?"

          "No, thanks, I'm good."

          "Okay, let me just pin this to your shirt so other employees know you've been asked."

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          • #6
            Quoth Lachrymose View Post
            Customers should be able to be tagged.
            Can we use paintballs?
            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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            • #7
              Quoth dalesys View Post
              Can we use paintballs?
              Nah, those ear clips they use to tag cows
              Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx

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              • #8
                Quoth Lachrymose View Post
                Customers should be able to be tagged.

                "Hello, sir, do you need any help with anything?"

                "No, thanks, I'm good."

                "Okay, let me just pin this to your shirt so other employees know you've been asked."

                colored clothes pins - every employee gets a different color - so that when they clip it to your sleeve, no other employee can help you - if you flag someone down and ask them to help you, they have to page the person who's clip you are wearing.... so you get personalized service..

                of course this means harried employees, as some people are better at greeting (those near the front of the stores) and customers tend to wander all over....

                perhaps a color coding by dept would work: (ponders) <wavy dream sequence>
                Walk into store "hello and welcome - what products are you shopping for today?"
                "uh... why do you need to know that?"
                "Oh, we have these special tags that we are giving to customers, so that they are not unduly harassed but can get help if necessary in the departments they are visiting today"
                "oh.... well... we're clothes shopping today...."
                "okay, for the whole family or just the kids today? Will you be looking at shoes as well? any accessories? "
                etc etc etc - fill out a survey before you get in the store, but d@mn it you will be able to get help, as long as you don't deviate from your plan....

                </sarcasm></wavy dream sequence>
                I am well versed in the "gentle" art of verbal self-defense

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                • #9
                  Quoth laborcat View Post
                  *snip*
                  "I was there 40 minutes and not one employee stopped once to see if I needed help with anything. I think every employee there should have asked me if I needed anything." *snip*
                  Thats the only one I felt the real need to address.

                  I HATE being accosted by employees when I walk into a store. Hate it. Hate it. Be available if I need you but do NOT bug me.

                  Seriously, I walked into Best Buy the other day and every single employee asked me if they could help. I left. Its no wonder that I'd rather buy online.

                  So I honestly don't know what that customer was smoking when they sent you that survey answer.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth dalesys View Post
                    Can we use paintballs?
                    Quoth Syriilord View Post
                    Nah, those ear clips they use to tag cows
                    Maybe a combination?

                    Can't leave room for error.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Lachrymose View Post
                      Maybe a combination?

                      Can't leave room for error.
                      And can you imagine the suckiness that would ensue if they had a rainbow colored clothes pin?
                      "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                      • #12
                        My preference depends on the store:
                        K-Mart, Target or similar store: Don't bug me.
                        Electronics store: Ask me if I need help and be patient because I'm not that electronics savvy.
                        Bookstore: Don't bug me.
                        Coffee, tea or wine shop: Offer me samples.
                        When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                        • #13
                          I was going to suggest waterproof markers to put a checkmark on their clothes ... but some of the answers already offered are so much better ...

                          I have no problem with someone saying, "Can I help you?" But if I say, "No thanks, just browsing" I expect that to be the end of it. The only acceptable offer after that is, "Ok, if you need any help, just yell" or something similar.

                          Moirae, I'm betting the Best Buy employees had just endured another "customer service" lecture with the warning, "I don't want to see anybody just walk past a customer!" The result: customers get swarmed, get spooked and get out -- ASAP.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Pixilated View Post
                            Moirae, I'm betting the Best Buy employees had just endured another "customer service" lecture with the warning, "I don't want to see anybody just walk past a customer!" The result: customers get swarmed, get spooked and get out -- ASAP.
                            I know I get spooked when I get asked repeatedly, I'm a one and done sort of girl.

                            I was thinking of adding as a suggestion those door hangers they use in dressing rooms to indicate how many items there are in the room, the numbers being which employee asked, and they could be hooked over cart handles, purses, etc. I know it's just a dream to think that could be implemented but that sure is a nice dream!
                            "You are the dumbest smart person I have ever met in my life!" Will Smith, 'I, Robot'.

                            "You LOSE! Good day, sir!" Gene Wilder, 'Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory'.

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