WTF in the coffee shop...

[Dreamstalker]

So I was in Green Apron Coffee before heading to class to get my usual liquid cr---err, salted caramel mocha yesterday. I order and try to make myself unobtrusive at the end of the counter (this store is laid out strangely, so doing so is more difficult than one might think).

There was a girl waiting for her drink, and her friend (I dub thee Weird Guy cuz...weird guy is weird) was fooling around by the straws/napkins (I was in between them).

G: Girl
WG: Weird Guy

WG: What the hell is a car-a-mellow makee-a-do? Sounds like an Avatar thing.
G: (I'm not sure if he's talking about the movie Avatar, game avatars, or what)
WG: Yeah, that caramel whatever sounds like something the Last Airbender would drink, hehehehe *starts flinging straws around* You wanna straw? You wanna straw for your car-a-mellow-addo?
G: *shakes head* You have some serious ISSUES, man. Stop talking, like, NOW.
WG: Why does Avatar need a car-a-makko anyway?
G: *takes the lid off to add some cocoa*
WG: *grabs the cinnamon shaker* Here, have some Avatar cinnastuff for your makko. *minor scuffle ensues, during which I grab mine and escape, not without getting some 'cinnastuff' on my sleeve*

I was the second I got outside. 'Liquid crack' is just an EXPRESSION.

[PepperElf]

sounds like he's a prick

[Dreamstalker]

They obviously knew each other; I wasn't quite sure if he was just playing around or actually being a prick about it.

No idea what was up with the Avatar connection/obsession though...

[AriGriffin]

I would have told him to lay off the cactus juice.
Those that have seen the Avatar: The Last Airbender episode called "The Desert" (Book 2, Chapter 11) would know what I'm talking about.

[bunnyboy]

I would have told him to lay off the cactus juice.
Those that have seen the Avatar: The Last Airbender episode called "The Desert" (Book 2, Chapter 11) would know what I'm talking about.

But it's the quenchiest.

[Mr Hero]

Remind me again what happens in that episode. It's been a while since I watched the series.

[ShadowBall]

Uhhh....whut. I can't even begin to try and figure out what the hell was going on. Sounds like the weird guy was off his meds or something. Oh well, at least he was just harassing his handler and not other people.

[Syriilord]

Remind me again what happens in that episode. It's been a while since I watched the series.

Basically, they're wandering around the desert. Sokka drinks the juice of a cactus to quench his thirst and begins to hallucinate/trip ba**s.

Much hilarity.

[Dreamstalker]

That gives me a whole nother viewpoint about the coconut water that's being advertised as 'healthy hydration'

I think these two were boyfriend and girlfriend...still, WTF.