When recorded calls become... awkward. (Possibly NSFW)

[auroravoldemort]

<bg>While working at the Call Centre, our calls are recorded, as is probably very common.<end bg>

This story was relayed to me from a coworker, and this particular recorded call was passed around (most of) the call centre, to our extreme amusement.

So, CW is speaking to a customer, and all is going well. He wraps up the call, and says goodbye. Should be the end, right? WRONG!

CW doesn't hang up the phone immediately (probably forgot while he was doing after-call work), but before he hangs up the phone, he hears... strange noises, that sound a little bit like moaning. Yes indeedy, the customer was having very noisy sex.
What we all wanted to know is how he could go from 0 to that... erm... excited in less than 5 seconds? Answers on a postcard, please!

Anyone have brain bleach?

[MadMike]

Maybe they were already going at it quietly while they were on the phone, and then proceeded to get noisy when they thought they hung up.

My ex liked to mess with me that way. She'd start something with me while I was trying to talk on the phone, and the other person would keep asking me if I was OK.

[ngc_7331]

Yeah I'll second that. My friend likes to do that to me too especially when I'm talking to my best friend. It squicks her out big time.

[ArcticChicken]

My BF likes that game, too.

[Sheldonrs]

Ditto, here except i was the one initiating the action.

[Mr Hero]

I couldn't decide on just a single witty response.

-"Customers Suck" just took on a double meaning.
-I fail to see the suck, although it was clearly audible.
-Ok, sir. We just turned on your internet. And you.
-Your internet has been up for five seconds and this is the first thing you do with it?

[PepperElf]

i just hope he's not graded on the performance

[auroravoldemort]

@ Mr Hero - Ah yes, your last comment made me realise it could have been some form of "adult video" rather than the actual thing, but the moaning did sound suspiciously like the customer himself (and an anonymous female voice), so the jury's still out on that one...

@ PepperElf - :-D for your pun, I'm just really glad I wasn't eating or drinking anything at the time. Although actually I must say we were frequently graded on our performance at the Call Centre... *ahem*

For the rest of you who posted: Slightly off-topic but what is with partners that initiate fun while you're on the phone? My boyfriend does it sometimes and it's fun, yes, but far too distracting. I guess I'm just lucky he only does it while I'm on the phone to Mummy and Daddy Aurora, and not when I'm actually dealing with important stuff...

[PepperElf]

Initiating fun while on the phone...

I personally cannot see doing that, especially to my boyfriend. Most of the time if someone's caling him it's either his dad or mom, or someone he has a professional relationship with.

that and mom use to spank us if we ran around screaming when she was on the phone so it kinda stuck.

[Mr Hero]

i just hope he's not graded on the performance

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[Syriilord]

mom us to spank us if we ran around screaming when she was on the phone so it kinda stuck.

From what I know of people, that would have the opposite effect on some significant others

[dragon_wings]

My ex did that to me while I was on the phone with my brother to wish him a happy birthday. It was more awkward than anything.

[Ironclad Alibi]

There was this guy that was video-conferencing when he was distracted.

[bhskittykatt]

Confession: I've been doing the deed while on the phone with a CSR. Don't ask why. It was Hubby's fault, though.

But, I made sure the phone was hung up before I made any sounds about it!

[tropicsgoddess]

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