Ok, so I work 3rd shift at Johnny Jim's. I'm almost 20 weeks pregnant and I have a cold, I went to bed after my shift last night after taking a swig of knock off cold meds and an Ambien (I have alot of trouble sleeping). Being sick means that I haven't had much interest in food, plus I'm 20 weeks pregnant and I've lost 20 pounds (I'm overweight, but my OB/ GYN just wanted me to maintain my current weight, maybe gain 15 pounds at the most).. Znyways, I woke up at around 1pm today and I was a bit peckish, ok scratch that, I was fucking hungry! Hungry on the verge of dry heaving. So I throw on some pj's (I sleep nude.. I collect pj's and lounge around in them). I go to my local Captain P's (The closest one does not have a drive thru and I wasn't up to drive 20 minutes to the one that does have a drive thru) Now, my PJ's are long pants and a short sleeved shirt, nothing skimpy at all, they cover more than what most people where around here that is considered normal clothes. Now, I did look like I just crawled out of bed, because, well, I did. My hair was unwashed, make up smeared under my eyes, PJ's.
I go into Captain D's order my food and sit to wait on it. I should mention that it is not my normal practice to go out in my PJ's..
Man: (Who was watching me as I walked in, kept looking pointedly at me) You look like you just rolled out of bed.
Me: (yawns) I did
Man: Couldn't be bothered to put on some clothes, huh?
Me: You're lucky I didn't come here in what I sleep in.
Man: (Trying to work out what I was saying.. Most people wear PJ's to bed.. He sat there staring at me, trying to figure out what the Hell I was talking about)
Me: I sleep nude (Ok, he didn't ask, I just offered that bit of info)
He heaved a disgusted sigh and left muttering something about indescensy.
I go into Captain D's order my food and sit to wait on it. I should mention that it is not my normal practice to go out in my PJ's..
Man: (Who was watching me as I walked in, kept looking pointedly at me) You look like you just rolled out of bed.
Me: (yawns) I did
Man: Couldn't be bothered to put on some clothes, huh?
Me: You're lucky I didn't come here in what I sleep in.
Man: (Trying to work out what I was saying.. Most people wear PJ's to bed.. He sat there staring at me, trying to figure out what the Hell I was talking about)
Me: I sleep nude (Ok, he didn't ask, I just offered that bit of info)
He heaved a disgusted sigh and left muttering something about indescensy.
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