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  • Harry Potter and the Unreleased DVD

    The final Harry Potter movie isn’t released in the UK until December. You guys in America get it a month before us (curse you! Haha). In my local supermarket, they are heavily promoting DVD boxsets at the minute, and among them was a copy of “Harry Potter, Movies 1-8, The Complete Saga”

    This DVD box set was about a third taller than a regular DVD. This was because much of the box was taken up by a massive grey headline that said “FOR DISPLAY PURPOSES ONLY. NOT FOR SALE” It also had a huge, bright yellow sticker on the box that said “RELEASED DECEMBER 2ND” along with the price. So it was pretty, pretty clear that it wasn’t available yet.

    I was looking at the DVD’s, when a woman and her husband started looking at the box sets. The woman immediately noticed the Harry Potter one, and picked it up.

    W: Harry Potter?? It’s out already?! We’re getting this!

    She started reading the box.

    W: “Display purposes only”? What’s that about?

    She dragged her husband over and pointed at the sticker.

    W: “Released December 2nd”? That doesn’t make sense. Why would they put it out now?
    H: I don’t know.

    It was obvious he didn’t care, because he immediately started looking at another shelve.

    W: Well if it isn’t released until December 2nd, then why do they have it out? That must mean they are selling it early. It even has a price.
    H: Uh-huh.
    W: So it must be for sale. I say we get it. I love it. Why else would they put it out?

    I was stood right next to the lady, and I felt I had to say something.

    Me: I think that box is just there for promotional purposes.
    W: What do you mean?
    Me: I think it’s to gather interest so people will come back on December 2nd and buy the boxset. It’s not for sale yet.
    W: That doesn’t make sense.

    She threw the box into her cart and they headed for the checkouts. I felt I had to watch how this ended, so I decided to head towards the checkout myself. The woman was served, and of course, this happened.

    Cashier: I’m sorry, but Harry Potter is not out until December 2nd.
    W: No! It was on display! It has a price! It’s for sale!
    C: It says here “For display purposes only. Not for sale. Released December 2nd”
    W: That. Does. Not. Make. Sense. Get me a manager!

    The manager was called over, who kindly explained the same thing.

    W: Well you have annoyed a customer now! I think the least you could do is get me one from out the back and sell it to me early!
    M: We don’t have any out the back.
    W: You do! Why else would you have the box?!
    M: This is a box that corporate have sent us to display to promote the release of the movies and pre-order with us. We don’t have the actual movies out the back because they are not for sale yet.
    W: You’re a liar! None of this makes sense! I know you have them hidden out the back! You and the employees are probably hogging them all for yourselves!

    The manager did a massive eye roll.

    W: I’m putting in a complaint!

    She stormed out with her husband. He was too busy texting to notice her tirade.

  • #2
    Hi, I've already decided what the truth is, so now you get to listen to me rant because you refuse to confirm the thing I've decided to be true despite my having no evidence to back it up.

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    • #3
      So....can I buy her copy now if she doesn't want it?

      *ducks and runs*
      Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx

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      • #4
        Follow up

        I think I might have walked past her in the parking lot, talking on my cell about how excited I was to get the new Harry Potter collection!

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        • #5
          I would have walked by her with my phone too mentioning "some idiot thought an ad box was for sale."
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          • #6
            Quoth Pojodan View Post
            Hi, I've already decided what the truth is, so now you get to listen to me rant because you refuse to confirm the thing I've decided to be true despite my having no evidence to back it up.
            Pretty much, yes. Wonder what color the sky is in her own little world?
            I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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            • #7
              Royal Purple of course. The grass is Royal blue.

              Just don't ask me what substances have to be taken to see that.
              Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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              • #8
                This woman needs to be hit with a Cruciatus and fast!
                To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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                • #9
                  I'd have sold it to her, on condition she understand there shall be no refunds.
                  Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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                  • #10
                    Geez. What a nut. It even said not for sale on it, i like how she mentions the fabled "back".

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Mytical View Post
                      Royal Purple of course. The grass is Royal blue.

                      Just don't ask me what substances have to be taken to see that.
                      Just here to point to the first line of my sig.

                      I liked it so much that one day I asked it of my MIL when she was being even more ridiculous than usual. Wish I'd taken a pic of the CBF that resulted.
                      What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --Gravekeeper

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                      • #12
                        I have to ask, since it was just a promotional display, was this box empty?
                        As in, did she pick up an extremely light, empty box and actually think it had 8 DVDs in it?
                        It makes sense.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
                          W: Well you have annoyed a customer now! I think the least you could do is get me one from out the back and sell it to me early!
                          I don't care if you get fired for selling an item a month in advance, I NEED MY HARRY POTTER!!11!Eleventy

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Grape The Cat View Post
                            Geez. What a nut. It even said not for sale on it, i like how she mentions the fabled "back".
                            Ah, yes, the famous "out back!!!" There's 500 boxes of Harry Potter out there and we, the staff, are hogging them AAAALLLLL!!! MUA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!!!

                            Should've had somebody waiting at the door wearing a long trench coat, with the box inside his coat, when she came out, so he could whip open his trench coat ... "Pssst, lady, I heard you wanna buy a Harry Potter DVD boxed set ..."

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                            • #15
                              Demanding a DVD that basically doesn't exist yet...good one!!...LOL!

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