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  • Subway...eat eventually...

    Sit back in your high-tech ergonomic floating chairs, my young whippersnappers...

    Today I went to get a sammich -- the *cough*"steak"*cough* and cheese from subway. This is notable mainly because the SC I sighted was in line about when I sat down to eat, and he was *still there* when I was wrapping up and heading out -- for reasons entirely of his own doing. The Way was busy today, with almost all of the tables full, 3~4 workers on the makeline, and the line beginning to fray at the door so that people could get in and out.

    There was a gent with a list on his smartphone of what sandwiches to get for what people, presumably back at the office (this is the one thing he DID do right -- credit where credit is due, and damnation where damnation is due) -- He took his time ordering anyway, seeming to change his mind on at least 2 out of 4 footlongs midstream (yay, wasted product!). When they got the basics made, he was asked what kind of cheese on his Ham sandwich...To which he replied "No, no, no ham and turkey, ham and TURKEY" (he was a bit hard to understand in the first place), they got his cheese, toasted them all, etc. He finally got them all done to his liking, was AT the cash register, and the lady helping him (with plain, unemotional face so she wouldn't reveal the beneath) was ready to ring him up and wrap his food...

    At which point, he says, "You know, perhaps this is not the kind of bread I wanted..." as he whips out his smartphone yet again...

    I finished up and left a this point, all I could really do was shoot the poor sandwich artiste a sympathetic look >_< Madame, if you happen to be reading this, have some . I think you'll be needing it.
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  • #2
    I have no words. Yes I do. Why not send someone who's familiar with Subway? This whole scenario is like sending me to McDonald's; I'd be confused and probably sucky 'cause I so rarely go there.
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    • #3
      That's the worst part -- I don't think he was confused nor unfamiliar with the menu -- he was just slow, rude, and indecisive.
      "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
      "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
      "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
      "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
      "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
      "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
      Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
      "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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      • #4
        Quoth EricKei View Post
        That's the worst part -- I don't think he was confused nor unfamiliar with the menu -- he was just slow, rude, and indecisive.
        If I'd been in line behind him, about the time he started that nonsense at the register, he'd have gotten handed his head. With sweet onion sauce . . .

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        • #5
          Can't you order online at Subway now? I know here locally, you can. It seems like that would save so much time in this case!
          Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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          • #6
            If I can do that for the one by my house then I'll only have to go in to pick up my order, 9 times out of 10 there's some asshat behind me complaining I'm taking too long.
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            • #7
              Quoth bhskittykatt View Post
              Can't you order online at Subway now? I know here locally, you can. It seems like that would save so much time in this case!
              Not all of them. The only on in ABQ is on Kirtland AFB. And they don't let just anybody on base....
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              • #8
                Quoth Pagan View Post
                And they don't let just anybody on base....
                My baby brother (3 of 4) (阮和威) is on base... When he isn't just plane off.

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                • #9
                  Quoth bhskittykatt View Post
                  Can't you order online at Subway now? I know here locally, you can. It seems like that would save so much time in this case!
                  one of my old bases had a posted rule about subway ... mainly because the lines were hell during lunch.

                  if you had more than 3 sammiches in your order you HAD to phone or fax it in.


                  of course then they went and built a new Navy Exchange & Commissary and built a new subway there... but they also left the old one in place. so those of us who remembered the "furniture store" (the old NEX) had a subway would go there for lunch.

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                  • #10
                    Since I have no set time for my lunch break, I tend to head off ten minutes or so before noon, to make sure I can get served quickly.

                    I went to Subway this week to find at 11:50, a line of 5 people, in three groups. I looked behind the counter and counted the workers.

                    It didn't take long.

                    One.

                    She was running around like she could try out for an olympics sprinting team, toasting, dressing, cashiering like a champion. She even smiled politely when one of them changed his mind about what he wanted. It took less than 10 minutes for her to get to me.

                    As I was paying, I gave her a sympathetic smile and wished her luck for what looked like it was going to be a monster lunch rush. She rolled her eyes and said that she'd called in three people and they'd said they'd be there real soon. She didn't sound hopeful.

                    And by the time I walked out, the line was out the door.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth draco664 View Post
                      She was running around like she could try out for an olympics sprinting team, toasting, dressing, cashiering like a champion. She even smiled politely when one of them changed his mind about what he wanted. It took less than 10 minutes for her to get to me.
                      A little late to the party, here, but you should totally write a letter to Subway to let them know how good she was.

                      ^-.-^
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