So, tonight, after the hubs and I got home from work, I decided that I had a major Subway craving. 
When we entered the store, I did notice a woman and daughter standing by the register. Nobody else was at the counter, so the Sandwich Artist took our orders. At this point, the mother and daughter were behind us and nobody else was behind them. Hubs and I paid for our subs, found a table and started eating.
Cast:
SM=Sucky Man
SW=Sucky Woman
F=Sucky Man's friend
SM: S'cuse me mam, but the line starts here! (Note, according to the Hubs, SM was standing in the little hallway leading to the mens room, no where near the counter, I didn't even know he was there!)
SW: No it doesn't! We were here first!
SM: Miss, you were talking to your daughter! A line is for taking orders, not chatting!
SW: Excuse me?!?!? THIS is where the line starts and we were here first!
SM: Lady, you don't know anything! I was here first! You were talkin' to your daughter! I am on my F@$KING lunch break! MOVE!
SW: Don't swear in front of my daughter!
SM: Don't cut the line then!
SW: F@%K YOU!
SM: Now who is f#$king swearing in front of her own daughter, huh?
SW: F@%K OFF!
F: (note: the friend was sitting behind me) Whatcha going to do, lady? Call the cops?
SM: 'Storms up to friend' C'mon Bob! We're leaving. 'To woman' Yeah, nice parenting there, Mom!
SW: F@$K YOU!!!!!
See, its wierd. I don't think she cut the line. His buddy was seated when we got there and we took our orders before the SM did, then the two ladies got in behind us and there was absolutely no line when we arrived. Plus, I don't know how he thinks the line starts in that little hallway, as the counter is hardly near it.

Sorry for the long post.
ExArtShopSlave

When we entered the store, I did notice a woman and daughter standing by the register. Nobody else was at the counter, so the Sandwich Artist took our orders. At this point, the mother and daughter were behind us and nobody else was behind them. Hubs and I paid for our subs, found a table and started eating.
Cast:
SM=Sucky Man
SW=Sucky Woman
F=Sucky Man's friend
SM: S'cuse me mam, but the line starts here! (Note, according to the Hubs, SM was standing in the little hallway leading to the mens room, no where near the counter, I didn't even know he was there!)
SW: No it doesn't! We were here first!
SM: Miss, you were talking to your daughter! A line is for taking orders, not chatting!
SW: Excuse me?!?!? THIS is where the line starts and we were here first!
SM: Lady, you don't know anything! I was here first! You were talkin' to your daughter! I am on my F@$KING lunch break! MOVE!
SW: Don't swear in front of my daughter!
SM: Don't cut the line then!
SW: F@%K YOU!
SM: Now who is f#$king swearing in front of her own daughter, huh?
SW: F@%K OFF!
F: (note: the friend was sitting behind me) Whatcha going to do, lady? Call the cops?
SM: 'Storms up to friend' C'mon Bob! We're leaving. 'To woman' Yeah, nice parenting there, Mom!
SW: F@$K YOU!!!!!
See, its wierd. I don't think she cut the line. His buddy was seated when we got there and we took our orders before the SM did, then the two ladies got in behind us and there was absolutely no line when we arrived. Plus, I don't know how he thinks the line starts in that little hallway, as the counter is hardly near it.

Sorry for the long post.
ExArtShopSlave


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