This one could go in "Sightings" or "Roadkill." I chose to put it here. If it's in the wrong place, I can move it. 
Our houseguest witnessed this one. He decided to get himself a laptop, and when he was making his way across the parking lot, he saw a guy in a van cut off another guy in a car, missing him by inches. The guy in the car was furious, and honked at him and flipped him off.
My friend went inside to pick out his laptop, completely forgetting all about what he had seen in the parking lot. When he got back out to the parking lot, he saw the van that had cut off the guy in the car, but it seemed kind of lopsided. Upon closer inspection, someone -- probably the guy he cut off -- had slashed both the tires on the one side.
Lots of Christmas cheer in the air these days.

Our houseguest witnessed this one. He decided to get himself a laptop, and when he was making his way across the parking lot, he saw a guy in a van cut off another guy in a car, missing him by inches. The guy in the car was furious, and honked at him and flipped him off.
My friend went inside to pick out his laptop, completely forgetting all about what he had seen in the parking lot. When he got back out to the parking lot, he saw the van that had cut off the guy in the car, but it seemed kind of lopsided. Upon closer inspection, someone -- probably the guy he cut off -- had slashed both the tires on the one side.
Lots of Christmas cheer in the air these days.



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