are you fucking insane? ***NSFW***

[PepperElf]

My bf just showed me a thread from one of his other message boards. No link because it's adult-themed.


One new member apparently wants to get into the adult film industry and posted a thread advertising her rates....

$10,000 per HOUR.



Needless to say most of the replies are along the lines of "What, in pesos?" or "are you high?" or "troll?"

Not the answer she was seeking apparently. She's very "offended" that no one took her rates seriously and she wants a WOMAN'S take on the matter... ignoring of course that women were already replying. (they just weren't supporting her)

I'm not sure what's more of a train-wreck. Her all-caps statements that she's 'worth it', or the rates someone listed... rates that are ONE-TENTH her asking price. Yes, apparently even well-established adult film actresses do not charge THAT much. (or in a nutshell... she's a nobody and expects to out-earn Jenna Jameson right off the bat)


it's like going into a department store with no experience not even a high school diploma or GED... and expecting to be hired as the General Manager instantly. And then playing the "offended card" when people don't take the demands seriously.

[dalesys]

But *hers* goes sideways!

[xx_wolfie_xx]

Seriously? You've got to come up with more than just a few parlor tricks to be earning that kind of change.

[Android Kaeli]

So, is her 'goods' diamond encrusted or something? 'Cause that's the only way I can see her getting that rate starting out.

[Hanzoku]

No, but how will they ever become diamond-encrusted if noone is willing to pay her $10,000 an hour?

A bit of a lunatic, that one.

[fireheart]

Maybe she wanted to star in Pirates 3: At Cock's End? (strangely enough, there's actually a Pirates 2 out O.O)

[BeenThereDoneThat]

IANAG (I am not a guy...or a lesbian for that matter) but diamond encrusted goods sound...like they would be painful to the other party... *winces*

[Ironclad Alibi]

So, is her 'goods' diamond encrusted or something? 'Cause that's the only way I can see her getting that rate starting out.

Ouch! That sounds painful.

Maybe she wanted to star in Pirates 3: At Cock's End? (strangely enough, there's actually a Pirates 2 out O.O)

I'm guessing you'er referring to Pirates and Pirates II Stagnetti's Revenge. I need to watch those one of these days.

The above links are NSFW.

[emax4]

$10,000?!!? Is she running her own ILM? Incredible Lips and Mammaries?

[fireheart]

Ouch! That sounds painful.



I'm guessing you'er referring to (edited out porn links) I need to watch those one of these days.

The above links are NSFW.

I've changed the link for the second one.

And yes I was referring to those. My boyfriend has some very interesting tastes.

[HappyFun Ball]

She couldn't fetch that much even if she could do DVDA.

[fireheart]

She couldn't fetch that much even if she could do DVDA.

Which unless the ass was stretched to epic proportions, is still impossible.

[Moosenogger]

Wow, what a gig! She'd make $400,000 in a single 40 hour work week. (Although she'd have to be porking 8 hours a day in order to make that. I guess every job has its downside...)

[Mytical]

I wonder what the color of the sky is in her world. Seriously 10k? Wow. Somebody has a very high opinion of themselves.

[dalesys]

I'll pay her from the bank in my game of "Life".

...or maybe Monopoly...