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  • #16
    Quoth fireheart View Post
    How in the world does "sand down my nerf gun" REMOTELY resemble SEX?!
    Uhm... Erm... for some of us everything does.
    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
    Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
    Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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    • #17
      Quoth dalesys View Post
      Uhm... Erm... for some of us everything does.
      so glad I decided to finish my cider BEFORE I read this website.

      I shall relish in my unintended humour
      The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

      Now queen of USSR-Land...

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      • #18
        Quoth fireheart View Post
        so glad I decided to finish my cider BEFORE I read this website.
        Does this mean you'd have been a spitter rather than a swallower?
        To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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        • #19
          Quoth Mr Hero View Post
          Does this mean you'd have been a spitter rather than a swallower?
          Just so long as it doesn't involve gargling you're fine
          "It is traditional when asking for help or advice to listen to the answers you receive" - RealUnimportant

          Rev that Engine Louder, I Can't Hear How Small Your Dick Is - Jay 2K Winger

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          • #20
            Quoth Mr Hero View Post
            Does this mean you'd have been a spitter rather than a swallower?
            It depends
            The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

            Now queen of USSR-Land...

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            • #21
              Quoth greek_jester View Post
              Just so long as it doesn't involve gargling you're fine
              now that's just showing off

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              • #22
                Quoth Mr Hero View Post
                Does this mean you'd have been a spitter rather than a swallower?
                I always swallow!











                *with apologies to the Bawdy Balladeers
                They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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                • #23
                  Quoth Panacea View Post
                  I always swallow!
                  So, to drop back to the sixties...

                  Swallows are better birds than swifts?
                  I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                  Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                  Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                  • #24
                    African or European swallows?
                    No trees were killed in the posting of this message.

                    However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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                    • #25
                      Quoth dalesys View Post
                      So, to drop back to the sixties...

                      Swallows are better birds than swifts?
                      Or, as I heard it in the late '70s/early '80s,

                      If the stork brings babies, what keeps them away?
                      A swallow.
                      Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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                      • #26
                        Quoth BeeMused View Post
                        African or European swallows?
                        I don't know that!
                        To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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