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This just happened, and it was weird. The players are me, OG (older guy) and YG (younger guy). I went to the gas station to do my DMV renewal. When I walked in, OG was at the counter talking politics (ie complaining) at the cashier. OK, whatever. I wasn't in a big hurry. YG walked in after me. Seeing he had cash in his hand (probably just paying for gas), I said to him, "You can go ahead; mine will take a bit longer." Just then OG--who, mind you, wasn't even involved--piped up with, "Don't mind me; I'm just takin' up space." I replied, "You said it, not me." His response? "You look cold." Uh, ok....
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"Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably -
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I was wearing a puffer coat. Maybe it was some sort of opening line. I dunno; old guys are weird sometimes. Actually, guys are weird sometimes."Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probablyComment
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I'd put my money on potential pick-up line, except you didn't follow the script. He notices your heavy coat and says 'gee, you look cold', and you reply 'yep, it's pretty cold out today', and he follows by offering to warm you up.Quoth Food Lady View Post
Guys aren't weird so much as very, very predictable. And I say this having been married to the same one for almost 17 years.
What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --GravekeeperComment
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That's because we get beaten whenever we wander off script.Quoth mharbourgirl View PostGuys aren't weird so much as very, very predictable. And I say this having been married to the same one for almost 17 years.
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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Hey, you're not supposed to say that. It's not on the script.Quoth dalesys View PostThat's because we get beaten whenever we wander off script.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho MarxComment
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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!Quoth Syriilord View Post
"Don't talk like that to me!"
It hurts when you're beating me!
[/Cosby]I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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Well, these scripted lines must work on some women, or they wouldn't be used."Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probablyComment
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"Follow the script, don't be a hero!"Quoth dalesys View PostThat's because we get beaten whenever we wander off script.Comment
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