Put it away! Put it away!

[Spork4pedro]

uh....wha? how? I've seriously been sitting here for five minutes just looking down and trying to think of how that's even possible? Even if I had super stretchy high waisted pants, I don't think they would reach my bra. Or I would have the world's worst wedgie/camel toe and be crying in pain.

[Sleepwalker]

Reminds me of a horribly fitted bra I saw yesterday on a customer. All I can think is, if you're going to lengthen the straps so far as to have the chest band at your belly button, why wear a bra at all?

[Ironclad Alibi]

Reminds me of a horribly fitted bra I saw yesterday on a customer. All I can think is, if you're going to lengthen the straps so far as to have the chest band at your belly button, why wear a bra at all?

Obviously to hold up your pants.

[Ben_Who]

Tragically, there are probably a few men in this neighborhood who would hear the request and feel like it was Christmas at Disneyland...

[blas]

Not to strangers, but lately, I've asked my mother, my brother, and my boyfriend (in public no less) if the butt pockets in my jeans are forming holes yet. Come to think of it, I've pulled a few coworkers aside and asked them.

I'm very, very hard on my jeans. At least when work is involved. And I cannot seem to make a pair last more than 10 or so wears before there is a hole forming around one or both of the butt pockets. You get it, right? Hole gets better, everyone can see your undies.

Iron-on patches don't work. Don't know anyone who can fix it. Getting them fixed professionally costs about as much as a clearance pair of jeans.

[laborcat]

How short is her torso?


(Oh, and laborcat? Just don't go there. Not into "how hard is it to find clothes that fit" territory. Just ... don't! There be dragons. And bears. And giant cats that eat your brains. There are terrible, terrible things in that territory!)

LOL Seshat, not planning on it. I know how hard it is, to find clothes that fit properly sometimes. The image I had at the time simply can not be put into words.

My pants have been getting increasingly slightly too large in the waist for the last six months. I bought a belt. Easy fix, at least for me.

[Ironclad Alibi]

My pants have been getting increasingly slightly too large in the waist for the last six months. I bought a belt. Easy fix, at least for me.

The only belt the woman in the OP buys is in liquid form.

[Pagan]

Dooooooo Yourrrrrrr Boobs hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Throw them over your shoulder, like a continental soldier?
Do your boooooooobs haaaaaaaang loooooooowwwwww!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sht3L...eature=related