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Dummy #1
The coin shop where Mr. Dips works shares a building with a pawn shop. Mr. Dips was working in the back and heard a bunch of popping sounds coming from the front of the building. So he ran up front and out to see what was up.
The pawn shop owner came out at the same time and explained. A customer came in to sell some things and didn't care for the price the owner offered.
So he lit off a few firecrackers in the parking lot before driving away.
They're all like:
I guess the SC thought that setting off a few piddly firecrackers in the parking lot would somehow teach them not to lowball his badass self. Or something.
Dummy #2
Today we annouced a new version of our software on our public forum. The first question from a customer never made it to the list since it exceeded the post size.
Good thing too since it saved the poor dear from embarassing herself.
She wanted to know if the new version would let her open a certain file type in MSWord. It's not our proprietary file type or anything and I don't work for Microsoft.
Dummy #3
"Are your live lobsters fresh?"
The coin shop where Mr. Dips works shares a building with a pawn shop. Mr. Dips was working in the back and heard a bunch of popping sounds coming from the front of the building. So he ran up front and out to see what was up.
The pawn shop owner came out at the same time and explained. A customer came in to sell some things and didn't care for the price the owner offered.
So he lit off a few firecrackers in the parking lot before driving away.
They're all like:
I guess the SC thought that setting off a few piddly firecrackers in the parking lot would somehow teach them not to lowball his badass self. Or something.
Dummy #2
Today we annouced a new version of our software on our public forum. The first question from a customer never made it to the list since it exceeded the post size.
Good thing too since it saved the poor dear from embarassing herself.
She wanted to know if the new version would let her open a certain file type in MSWord. It's not our proprietary file type or anything and I don't work for Microsoft.
Dummy #3
"Are your live lobsters fresh?"
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