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  • I guess I know where Billy lives now

    I've mentioned before that I keep getting calls for "Billy". Sometimes they even call at midnight. Who the fuck calls at midnight? Luckily the phone was in the car those nights... cos I don't even know how I'd have responded if I'd actually been near the phone if it woke me up.


    Today I found out what city Billy lives in. He lives in my city. Which I guess would make sense because... although my BF bought me this phone from a walmart a few towns over, I used this zip code for my number.

    But I didn't know for sure until today. Today I took my car to the local walmart to get two of the tires replaced.

    (Side note - despite all the shit I read about them over at PFB/M3C my service was very good and timely. It didn't hurt that I went in for service at 845 in the morning in a small town - seriously I'm surprised we even rank having a walmart but we do.... but it was good service and i'm happy. and everyone was polite.)

    When they asked me for my number I gave the woman my cell number case they called me to let me know when it was done. The woman entered it into her hand held thingy, paused and asked, "Billy....?"

    I explained that I got the phone from walmart back in april and had never seen billy, but added that i think he still gave the number out. we laughed over it a little though.


    i was tempted to ask for billy's last name - so i could locate him and tell him to stop fucking giving out the number - but that wouldn't be right. besides technically it would have been illegal for them to do so anyway.


    so at least one place has me down instead of billy the cell phone dude.

    and maybe someday i'll catch one of those late night callers to tell them "go away, i don't know who the hell billy is" etc
    Last edited by PepperElf; 03-12-2012, 04:50 PM.

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    • #3
      Have you tried running the number through Google? Being a mobile number, it may not come up, but it may.
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      • #4
        Dont you hate that!

        I've had the same mobile number since 1997 and it was a new number when I got it.

        From approx 2001-2005 I got a call every year on October 26th from a man in Western Australia (I'm in New South Wales) calling to wish "Gary" Happy Birthday.

        By the third year I put 2 + 2 together and the next year told him he really should check his numbers and if he only called this guy once a year, "Gary" probably didnt care that he never got the call.

        Another time, I started getting texts from a unkown number. They woman texting me was very explicit about what she was doing, and what she wanted to do with me when she saw me. When she started texting about the threesome she was planning for the weekend, and going into graphic detail, I text her and advised her that while I was flattered, she had the wrong number. she sent me a very apologetic text and I never heard from her again.....
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        • #5
          ROFL. bet she was embarrassed as hell.


          and yeah i'm thinking gary wouldn't care either

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          • #6
            Yeah, I got a chick named Bree who likes to run up bills, not pay them and give out my number. I've had this phone number for 6 years and the collection calls started 3 years ago.
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            • #7
              I've had people actually argue with me when I tell them that "Jack" or whoever is not at the number they have called. What kind of a question is "Are you sure?" anyway? I'm pretty confident in my own identity...
              Maybe Jack once had this number, but explaining that to me changes nothing; he ain't at this number! Do you expect me to make Jack from clay and put him on?
              Last edited by seigus; 02-17-2012, 03:52 PM.
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              • #8
                Quoth PepperElf View Post
                When they asked me for my number I gave the woman my cell number case they called me to let me know when it was done. The woman entered it into her hand held thingy, paused and asked, "Billy....?"
                They came at night, leaving fear behind (shadows were on the ground), but nobody knew where to find him, and no evidence was found. "I'm never coming back!" I heard him cry, and I believe him.

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                • #9
                  Quoth PepperElf View Post
                  The woman entered it into her hand held thingy, paused and asked, "Billy....?"
                  There is no Billy; only Zu'ul
                  Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Syriilord View Post
                    There is no Billy; only Zu'ul
                    Then maybe Zu'ul knows where Jay is and why he's apparently giving my cell phone number out.

                    Just had a call this morning from Smalltown, NC (about 30 minutes south of me roughly) from a doctor's office looking for Jay Somebody.

                    Apparently one of their patients put this dude Jay down as a contact (or next of kin or somesuch) and put down my number.

                    Really, I've got a few choice words for this Jay fellow and none of them are "brother."
                    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Syriilord View Post
                      There is no Billy; only Zu'ul
                      Too Damn Funny! I'll have to use that the next time a wrong number argues with me.

                      Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                      Then maybe Zu'ul knows where Jay is and why he's apparently giving my cell phone number out.

                      Just had a call this morning from Smalltown, NC (about 30 minutes south of me roughly) from a doctor's office looking for Jay Somebody.

                      Apparently one of their patients put this dude Jay down as a contact (or next of kin or somesuch) and put down my number.

                      Really, I've got a few choice words for this Jay fellow and none of them are "brother."
                      Maybe you should refer them to Silent Bob
                      They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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                      • #12
                        Update: I know who Billy is now!

                        Someone sent me an IM a couple of nights ago yapping on and on about how he was on her mind which got her worried etc.

                        I sent back my saved message that "I just got this phone. I have no idea who you are trying to reach" (which is really out of date cos I've had the phone since April but still... )

                        Her: Billy <Last Name>?
                        Me: Sorry, I have no idea who Billy is.
                        Her: Sorry!


                        But... well heck now that she gave me his last name I'm gonna look him up!



                        Billy is...... *blink* the local county sheriff major?
                        Okaaay, that one I wasn't expecting. I was thinking some young army kid who'd been shipped off to another base. Didn't expect to get an active police officer instead.


                        makes me wonder if some of those late night calls are from disgruntled people he's arrested or something. hmmmm

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                        • #13
                          You need to start answering people "No, Billy's...busy..right now. No! I said NO biting! Bad Billy! You're working yourself out of a spanking, mister!" and hung up

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                          • #14
                            o god... considering he's the local sheriff i'm not sure i want people thinking he's biting some chick.

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                            • #15
                              Every time I hear "Billy??" I can't help but think about Grandpa Marsh from South Park. Get back here and kill me, Billy!

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