The Domicile of Despair (long, epic, get your popcorn)

[dragon_wings]

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

By the way: I like how you went with 'Se7en.'

[Aethian]

Sereph...this tale is epic and I hope you don't mind I'm c/ping your posts so I can read them to the BF later over skype. I never knew there was a landlord out there worst then one I had.

[Seraph]

Sereph...this tale is epic and I hope you don't mind I'm c/ping your posts so I can read them to the BF later over skype. I never knew there was a landlord out there worst then one I had.

Nope, that's fine, LOL.

Also, dragon_wings, that was my original idea to go with, that or Seven Samurai, hahaha. Also, in retrospect, I should probably watch Se7en sometime. XP

[Jay 2K Winger]

DAMMIT WUMMAN STOP LEAVING US HANGING

THERE GOES MY CAPS LOCk no wait never mind.

[XCashier]

anyone's apartment really. cos even women can do evil things if they have their own illegal key like that

Of course, you're absolutely correct there. Nobody should have a key to someone's apartment if they are not listed on the lease. They could rob the place, vandalize, lay in wait to attack the person, you name it. And the landlord should be held responsible for giving a stranger the key.

[lupo pazzesco]

GODSBLASTITALLWOMAN!!!

Ok, ok, this is ok, just need to breeeeathe, and make a few points here!

1. That damage wasn't from CSI, it was from a TBC episode of Criminal Minds, thankyouverymuch. >.>

2. Narrow the time frame tomorrow, due to point 3...

3. Wolfie says I can't smack him every hour, because the next post won't be until tomorrow. Around what TIME, tomorrow, because I'm thinking, starting when we wake up, the hour time limit goes into effect. Just...tossing that out there.

MOAR, MUST HAVE MOAR!!!

[Kanalah]

*seriously rethinking posting stories if people are going to threathen bodily harm to loved ones*

[XCashier]

All I can say is I hope that Evil Landlord From Hell is serving time at the Greybar Hotel now.

Or got eaten slowly and painfully by Zombie Rats. Either works for me.

This story just goes to show, too many young people do not know their rights and sociopathic authority figures will take advantage of that ignorance and walk all over them. Please, everyone, tell your younger relatives, coworkers and friends to learn their rights so they don't get taken like this.

[Argus]

We head on over to the office, and are told “Sorry, you didn't pay your rent. You're being evicted in 10 days.”

What? I paid my rent! Both of us ran back to our rooms, CG came back with check stubs, I'd used money orders and had both my receipts and the stubs. CG even showed on his bank statement how the check had been cashed already, just this week to boot.

Frowning, Slumlord marked us as paid.

That reminds me of something I saw once in a webcomic:

http://www.absurdnotions.org/page34.html

[Seshat]

This story just goes to show, too many young people do not know their rights and sociopathic authority figures will take advantage of that ignorance and walk all over them. Please, everyone, tell your younger relatives, coworkers and friends to learn their rights so they don't get taken like this.

Totally agreed!

And yes, I'm on tenterhooks. But I'm not nerf-hitting loved ones over it.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Meh, I'm happy to wait.

Then again I've just had an Irish Car Bomb and am totally satisfied with the world for the first time in, well, forever.

[lupo pazzesco]

*seriously rethinking posting stories if people are going to threathen bodily harm to loved ones*

Oh, it's not harmful. Just pesky and annoying, but totally love filled. And don't worry, kanalah, at this point, I think Seraph is doing it just to mess around, cuz she knows her adoring fans are eagerly waiting the next installment. See? Exhibit A

And yes, I'm on tenterhooks. But I'm not nerf-hitting loved ones over it.

Oh, well, it was more couch throw pillows, cuz their softer, and we're technically in a nerf armistice until tomorrow morning and...ok, a nerfmistice, really, but I'm just doing it to um... motivate Seraph.

>.>

<.<

WonderGuilt powers...?

I should go post my own thread now, kthxbai

[BlaqueKatt]

Or got eaten slowly and painfully by Zombie Rats. Either works for me.

hey, what do you have against poor innocent zombie rats? They'd get sick to their little tummies.....and go 'splodie, then you have rat goo all over.....

[cashierbex]

Ima have to wait till I'm good and drunk for part 8? Damn work and St. Patties day.

[mikoyan29]

I'm really enjoying this story.