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I might guess her kids, but if they're anything like mine "normal" isn't anywhere near them in the dictionary."Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT'S MORPHING TIME!"
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What is this "normal" thing people keep talking about?
B"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein.
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I think it's that other word for "boring".Quoth Bandit View PostWhat is this "normal" thing people keep talking about?
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oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
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Well, not so bad she changes her name, moves to Barrayar and stops posting...Quoth Kogarashi View PostI am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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Ye gods, and I thought I was having problems!
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I keep hoping for that to happen, but no, weird things are just attracted to me. I'm a bona fide trouble magnet. The more I try to stay out of it, the more I get into it.Quoth charred View Post
Doesn't bother me though, what doesn't kill ya makes ya stronger and all that. I just look at all the weird stuff as experiences to learn from.
Yeaaaah, my kids are far from normal. One of oldest's firsts words was "Star Trek". :XQuoth Kogarashi View Post
....hmmmm Ryder says they do not service that area. Drat, guess I'll have to check Uhaul.Quoth dalesys View PostBy popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.
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That's one of Bubbles' loudest demands. "Daddy, we watch Star Trek naow!/Daddy, we play Star Trek naow!...Please?"Quoth Seraph View Post
Eagerly awaiting the next instalment *Sits down with a large packet of Lolly Gobble Bliss Bombs, and offers them around*Don't tempt pixies, it never ends well.
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And, out of the blue, I went and tried to help you a few months ago... I think I should feel offended, or honored, or something. Not quite sure whatQuoth Seraph View Post
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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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I derive enjoyment from your stories, Seraph, but wow, does a lot of trouble drop into your lap.
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Weird is good, Pedersen.Quoth Pedersen View PostAnd, out of the blue, I went and tried to help you a few months ago... I think I should feel offended, or honored, or something. Not quite sure what
Or so I tell myself. Since I'm weird.Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
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Like I said.....weird things.Quoth Pedersen View PostAnd, out of the blue, I went and tried to help you a few months ago... I think I should feel offended, or honored, or something. Not quite sure what
Funny thing, it totally prepped me for some future events, and taught me the importance of documenting the heck out of stuff.Quoth XCashier View PostBy popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.
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Seraph: I had a normal day once. I think it was a Thursday.Quoth charred View Post
Also, I feel your pain. The first time I moved out of home I was sharing a house with multiple people including two French girls who almost got me kicked out my first month by complaining that there was a weird smell from my room. The thing is, my room was only accessible by a small passage off the kitchen. A small passage which contained the back door and our main garbage container. Guess where the smell was actually coming from....
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And she couldn't handle normality. She could never get the hang of Thursdays.Quoth Syriilord View Post
Great googaly moogaly, Seraph, you've led a "charmed" life...
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I remember that Thursday. it was a dark and stormy night....Quoth Jay 2K Winger View PostAnd she couldn't handle normality. She could never get the hang of Thursdays.
Great googaly moogaly, Seraph, you've led a "charmed" life...
And uh...charmed could be one word for it, yes? LMAOBy popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.
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