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but seriously BUGGER OFF!
I used to live next to a very busy restaurant, they kept approaching my best friend and myself about buying my house so they could plow it under for more parking space.
Regularly when we were in the yard the guy would come over to chat about it and pester one of us.
His sucktomers would often park me in either directly behind my car in my own freaking driveway. Or park so far into my driveway from where they parked on the street that I could not get out.
Me trying to be a nice idiot would walk into the restaraunt and tell them such and such cars are blocking me please move them.
I soon got tired of this, the kicker was when I had not 1 but 2 cars on the street blocking my driveway - even if they were not there a huge ass transport truck on the other side of my tiny side street would have made it impossible to back out anyways.
I tried to walk in as usual, there were sucktomers lined up out the door. As I tried to get past they were giving me the stinkeye, when I finally got in the door the employee there told me to get in line or piss off - can't I see how busy they are, and the owner gave me a nasty grin - that ripped it.
This bastard was sure nothing could happen to him he let cops eat there for free and went out of his way to suck up to the police chief - what is a little pissant like me going to do?
I went home and promptly called a towing company who was more than happy to dispatch 3 towing vehicles. By the time they got there the big truck was leaving so they only towed the 2 cars at that time. The trucks had just left when I went back out to get in my car and go. Lets just say the truck that left empty did not waste a trip after all, some other idjitt parked me in and he could not believe seeing his car getting towed after not even being parked in my driveway for more than 5 minutes - priceless.
I did put up a sign after that - you think it helped any? Lets just say I had a lot more repeat business for friendly towing comany.
When my friend finally sold the property guess who did not get it? I drive by occasionaly and its still not a parking lot - suck it George (not the restaraunt owners real name)
I used to live next to a very busy restaurant, they kept approaching my best friend and myself about buying my house so they could plow it under for more parking space.
Regularly when we were in the yard the guy would come over to chat about it and pester one of us.
His sucktomers would often park me in either directly behind my car in my own freaking driveway. Or park so far into my driveway from where they parked on the street that I could not get out.
Me trying to be a nice idiot would walk into the restaraunt and tell them such and such cars are blocking me please move them.
I soon got tired of this, the kicker was when I had not 1 but 2 cars on the street blocking my driveway - even if they were not there a huge ass transport truck on the other side of my tiny side street would have made it impossible to back out anyways.
I tried to walk in as usual, there were sucktomers lined up out the door. As I tried to get past they were giving me the stinkeye, when I finally got in the door the employee there told me to get in line or piss off - can't I see how busy they are, and the owner gave me a nasty grin - that ripped it.
This bastard was sure nothing could happen to him he let cops eat there for free and went out of his way to suck up to the police chief - what is a little pissant like me going to do?
I went home and promptly called a towing company who was more than happy to dispatch 3 towing vehicles. By the time they got there the big truck was leaving so they only towed the 2 cars at that time. The trucks had just left when I went back out to get in my car and go. Lets just say the truck that left empty did not waste a trip after all, some other idjitt parked me in and he could not believe seeing his car getting towed after not even being parked in my driveway for more than 5 minutes - priceless.
I did put up a sign after that - you think it helped any? Lets just say I had a lot more repeat business for friendly towing comany.
When my friend finally sold the property guess who did not get it? I drive by occasionaly and its still not a parking lot - suck it George (not the restaraunt owners real name)
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