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  • #1

    Now I really have seen everything

    Two sightings from a popular DVD shop today.

    My God, they really think that way

    Was browsing the TV box sets when two idiots barged into me and started going through the shelves.

    Idiot1: Hey, there's no price on this
    Idiot2: Huh-huh-huh! I guess that means it's free!
    I1: HUH-HUH-HUH! That's so funny!
    I2: Yeah! Huh-huh-huh! We should go take it to the register! I bet no one's done that before!
    I1: Huh-huh-huh! Yeah! Let's do it!

    I thought they were being REALLY sarcastic. But they weren't. They headed for the register. Cashier searched for a barcode.

    C: One moment sir. I can't seem to locate the price.
    I1: Huh-huh-huh! Does that mean it's free???
    C: Nice try, but I get that all the time.
    I2: REALLY?!?!?!

    They looked stunned that they had never invented the "joke"

    ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

    I headed upstairs to the exit, and was greeted with a nice sight. Two women being led out of the store in handcuffs by police officers. One of the women had a really bloody nose. Several shelves were also a mess, as if someone had been thrown into them. I asked a random customer what happened.

    RC: There was only one copy of the Alvin and the Chipmunks trilogy left and they both wanted it. They got in a fight.
    Me: Over Alvin and the Chipmunks?????????

    Yep. Alvin and the Chipmunks is worth going to prison over apparently.
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  • #2
    My opinion of Alvin and the Chipmunks aside, no DVD/Blu-Ray set is worth going to jail over. None. If this is how they act during a normal shopping day, I'd hate to see them during Black Friday. The whole store would probably be a wreck.

    My mother has tried the former "joke." I just glared at her until she realized that I wasn't laughing with her. Or even at her.
    If I make no sense, I apologize. I'm constantly interrupted by an actual toddler.

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    • #3
      Caesar got stabbed 37 times for telling that one to Brutus.

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      • #4
        Goodness, a bloody nose should at least involve a chocolate fix.
        A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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        • #5
          Quoth mikoyan29 View Post
          Caesar got stabbed 37 times for telling that one to Brutus.
          Queue coffee snorted out my nose!
          Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum! - Don't you dare erase my hard disk!

          This is Tech Support, not Customer Service.
          What's the difference?
          We're allowed to tell you "no".

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          • #6
            Quoth raudf View Post
            no DVD/Blu-Ray set is worth going to jail over
            I'm not so sure...
            Unseen but seeing
            oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
            There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
            3rd shift needs love, too
            RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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            • #7
              Quoth Becks View Post
              I'm not so sure...
              If it was an autographed special-edition 'Lord Of The Rings' collection with an authentic pair of Orlando Bloom's underwear inside I'd fight to the death for it!
              "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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              • #8
                Have you ever seen a man eat his own head? Then you HAVEN'T seen everything!
                Sometimes life is altered.
                Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
                Uneasy with confrontation.
                Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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                • #9
                  Quoth MadMike View Post
                  Have you ever seen a man eat his own head? Then you HAVEN'T seen everything!
                  Have a look at this, then (WARNING: there's an image at the start which is probably NSFW)

                  http://www.heretical.com/miscella/mppoetry.html
                  Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth LillFilly View Post
                    If it was an autographed special-edition 'Lord Of The Rings' collection with an authentic pair of Orlando Bloom's underwear inside I'd fight to the death for it!
                    I'll fight you for it!!!
                    The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth DeltaSierra View Post
                      I'll fight you for it!!!
                      Ladies it is on!
                      "Honestly officer, he asked for a shot and I gave him one. Why do you need the handcuffs?" - MannersMakethMan

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                      • #12
                        RC: There was only one copy of the Alvin and the Chipmunks trilogy left and they both wanted it. They got in a fight.
                        ya cos the new movie is out of stock doncha know?

                        seriously those women need lives. or to come to my store. last i looked we had quite a few copies on the cardboard stand thing.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth LillFilly View Post
                          If it was an autographed special-edition 'Lord Of The Rings' collection with an authentic pair of Orlando Bloom's underwear inside I'd fight to the death for it!
                          I'll throw my blade into that fight....
                          I am well versed in the "gentle" art of verbal self-defense

                          Once is an accident; Twice is coincidence; Thrice is a pattern.

                          http://www.gofundme.com/treasurenathanwedding

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                          • #14
                            lol. Make it Viggo Mortensen (edit: him, not his undies!) and I'll raise you.... MY AXE.

                            I named my kitty after him. Viggo's now more my sister's cat than mine tho. (Sent him there before my 06 deployment).

                            Although I did name my RPG female dog Orlie (yes after "Orlando"). I'm on Orlie 3 or 4 now. Cos sometimes I fall asleep while playing and the dog dies. (she's a wolf this time)
                            Last edited by PepperElf; 04-03-2012, 09:23 PM.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth LillFilly View Post
                              If it was an autographed special-edition 'Lord Of The Rings' collection with an authentic pair of Orlando Bloom's underwear inside I'd fight to the death for it!
                              Blech. You can have it.
                              They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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