phone lady

[Sailornight6]

i am putting this hear since i never actually met this lady.

i was busy baggin near the pay phones in our store. it was a semi i busy day (i think) anyways i one of the pay phones began to ring. well being the doe eyed bagger i was (haha yeah right) i went over to answer the phone,
me
crazy lady: CL

me: Hello
CL: is richard there (ok i don't remember the name)
me: no mam i am sorry you have the wrong number. this is hannaford (my store)
CL: Don't give me that your peice of S&*T i know he is there don't you lie to me.
Me: O.O um no mam i am not lying to you this is hannaford, this is actually one of....
CL: Stop lying for him, he started this i will finish this. so you better put him on the phone you little whore.
me: ok mam i have told you a couple of times now the truth, i have to get back to work *click*
i walk over to my coworker and told her what had just happened.
her
did the lady leave it there no she kept calling...i just got to the point were i picked up the phone and hung it back up (i have no idea how you guys in the phone sevice handle ppl like this) she even threaten to come there. um if you don't believe this is hannaford, how do you plan on finding me.

anyways i had to go out for carts so i ended up getting the rest of the story from my coworker. apparently the lady kept calling and my coworker got fed up. she answer the phone and told her to get a *bleep* life and to stop calling the store or we would call the cops.
me
the crazy lady never called back. and my coworker was banned from answering the pay phones again when on duty. i miss working with her.

[BookstoreEscapee]

The payphone in Store1 has a number that is close to that of the local high school, so we'd get people trying to call the school office sometimes. We could hear it from the breakroom so it got annoying when people just let it ring. A lot of times I'd just pick up and hang it up if it was ringing when I was nearby. Had one coworker answer "Hola" and pretend she didn't speak English.

[RentalRacer]

Bagging Groceries at Hannaford was my first job! Yay!

[Sailornight6]

Bagging Groceries at Hannaford was my first job! Yay!

and you survived. i sware there are days. espeically how they just got rid of all the managers i liked.

[Primer]

Had one coworker answer "Hola" and pretend she didn't speak English.

Better to answer with "Bueno."
Makes it sound more legitimate.

[Shironu-Akaineko]

me
crazy lady: CL

me: Hello
CL: is richard there (ok i don't remember the name)
me: no mam i am sorry you have the wrong number. this is hannaford (my store)
CL: Don't give me that your peice of S&*T i know he is there don't you lie to me.
Me: O.O um no mam i am not lying to you this is hannaford, this is actually one of....
CL: Stop lying for him, he started this i will finish this. so you better put him on the phone you little whore.
me: ok mam i have told you a couple of times now the truth, i have to get back to work *click*

Ain't it fun when they don't believe you?
All the names have been replaced with similar sounding poultry to protect the innocent.

*Bakery department, line one please, Bakery department, line one thank you.*

"Bakery department, how may I help you?"
"MISTER CHICKEN?"
"Uh, there's no mister Chicken here ma'am."
"...MISTER CHICKEN?"
"Ma'am, I don't know who you want to talk to, but there's no mister Chicken here."
"......... MISTER CHICKEN?"
"... Ma'am, did you ask for the Bakery department?"
"NO!"
"Good day then. *click*"

Not five minutes after.

*Bakery department, line one please, Bakery department, line one thank you.*

"Bakery department, how may I help you?"
(much younger sounding girl here) "Uh... is Turkey there?"
"who?"
"Turkey, is he there?"
"This is the Bakery Department."
"OOOH, it's the BAKERY!"

Genius.

[Imogene]

Have had a few calls (on the home phone) recently, calling for someone named "Rose *suitably not my last name sounding last name*"
M: Not even close. you pronounce that Roo-Bee Jew-l.
Is this *phone number, no area code*
M: Yes, this is 469 *phone number*
Oh. *click*