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    I am reading a book called Cause of Death - Memoirs of a Home Office Pathologist by Dr Geoffrey Garrett and Andrew Nott and came across this little gem that I just had to share (excuse the lengthy background, but it is 'intended to give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing narrative'):

    At lunchtime on 8 May 1979 in the Woolworth's store in Piccadilly Gardens, Machester, around seventy people were sitting down to their meals in the restaurant on the second floor... Various disaplays were illuminated to show them off to their best advantage, the intention to catch the eye of any potential buyer. The lamps were powered through a system of extension wires leading back to several plugs that had been connected to a single socket on the far side of the room. The socket itself was hidden from view behind the stacks of chairs and sofas...

    That was where the fire started... When the flames were spotted by staff a number acted promptly, both to tackle the blaze with extinguishers and to warn the customers. But no one rang the Fire Brigade...

    Advised by an agitated assistant to leave everything and move, a seventy-year-old man looked up from his meal, irritably informed her that he had only just ordered his soup, and turned back to his food. Within minutes a dark blanket of smoke descended like a theatre safety curtain and separated him from the fleeing throng. He died.


    Can anyone else think of examples of customers being so sucky that it cost them their lives?
    "Bring me knitting!" (The Doctor - not the one you were expecting)

  • #2
    The MGM Grand Hotel and Casino fire in Las Vegas, Nevada - didn't some gamblers in the casino refuse to leave "their" slot machines when the order to evacuate came through and subsequently died from their stupidity?
    Figers are vicious I tell ya. They crawl up your leg and steal your belly button lint.

    I'm a case study.

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    • #3
      Quoth KatherineB View Post
      I am reading a book called Cause of Death - Memoirs of a Home Office Pathologist by Dr Geoffrey Garrett and Andrew Nott
      You don't happen to have the ISBN do you?
      A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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      • #4
        Is the cover blue?

        *ducks and runs*
        https://purplefish-quilting.square.site/

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        • #5
          Quoth Kanalah View Post
          Is the cover blue?

          *ducks and runs*
          you mean like this?




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          • #6
            *grabby hands*
            https://purplefish-quilting.square.site/

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            • #7
              Publisher: Robinson Publishing (24 May 2001)
              Language English
              ISBN-10: 1841192953
              ISBN-13: 978-1841192956

              From Amazon UK
              http://www.amazon.co.uk/Cause-Death-.../dp/1841192953

              Authors are Geoffrey Garrett and Andrew Nott

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              • #8
                Quoth KatherineB View Post
                Advised by an agitated assistant to leave everything and move, a seventy-year-old man looked up from his meal, irritably informed her that he had only just ordered his soup, and turned back to his food. Within minutes a dark blanket of smoke descended like a theatre safety curtain and separated him from the fleeing throng. He died.[/I]
                He ordered the soup...



                But ended up getting served his just desserts.

                YEEEEEaaahhh!
                The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
                "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
                Hoc spatio locantur.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Geek King View Post
                  He ordered the soup...



                  But ended up getting served his just desserts.

                  YEEEEEaaahhh!
                  I guess that was a meal...



                  Worth dying for.
                  PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

                  There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
                    I guess that was a meal...



                    Worth dying for.

                    I hope it was good soup. Either way, he was....





                    Well done.
                    "If your day is filled with firefighting, you need to start taking the matches away from the toddlers…” - HM

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                    • #11
                      Quoth PepperElf View Post
                      you mean like this?




                      Quoth Kanalah View Post
                      *grabby hands*
                      Spoilers sweetie!
                      It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                      • #12
                        I quote that line often. Dear old Pooh-Bah. "I am so proud, if I allowed my family pride to be my guide..."
                        I don’t have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel about you.
                        - Twitter, via Boredpanda.com, via Youtube

                        Right. Well. When you manage to pull the concussed deer of your intellect away from the oncoming headlights of life let me know. - Grave keeper

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