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    Killing Time (warning: language on my part)

    I had one day off from my job at the petrol station I work at (I know, gas station, but I have fallen into the habit of calling them petrol stations because I have overseas friends) and to kill time, I decided to lounge about around town, seeing people at my old jobs and have some fun.

    Until I decided to go to Wal Mart.

    Never have I ever been well and truely offended by something anyone has said to me than when I stepped in there a few weeks ago. Not to mention I was in a shit mood due to a massive hangover.

    Now, I erm. How can I put this lightly? I used to self harm. Specifically, cutting. I have tons of scars that I'll keep till the day I die, or finally afford to get a full sleeve to cover them.

    So I'm waltzing through the store, and some dumb cunt gets the idea that she thinks it is ok to point that out, quite loudly, and asks "what the fuck happened to your arm?!"

    my brain to mouth filter failed. quite horribly. I felt rather ashamed of myself for saying this, but..... it failed. failed harder than Bill Clinton failing to cover up that he got sucked off by Monica Lewinsky.

    I snapped, stared at her. You know. "that stare" that the calm ones of us get when we will go off on you.

    I said "well, I got horny and fistfucked a porcupine. mind your own business asshole".


    I ended up buying two quarts of Schlitz Malt Liquor (32oz 8.2% abv) and downing them just to kill the memory for one night.
    Last edited by pzychobitch; 06-15-2012, 04:19 AM.
    If anyone breaks the three pint rule, they'll be running all night to the pisser and back.
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    Wow. That was so totally rude on her part. Good on you for the smart-ass comeback; maybe she'll think next time she goes to open her gob!
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    • #3
      Quoth rose_metal_nz View Post
      Wow. That was so totally rude on her part. Good on you for the smart-ass comeback; maybe she'll think next time she goes to open her gob!
      I agree 100%. Bitch was definently rude. It doesn't even qualify as human because of her cuntish remark. My response was well deserved.

      Can you say "deer in headlights"?

      That was the look in her eyes when I said that and glared at her like I was about to rip her to shreds.

      God help her the next time she says that to someone like me, but someone who has trouble controlling their physical response.
      If anyone breaks the three pint rule, they'll be running all night to the pisser and back.

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      • #4
        Good answer! Good answer! clapclapclapclapclap
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        • #5
          to you. Cause honestly? You don't ask that question to total strangers. You really don't even ask that to friends either.
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          • #6
            Quoth dragon_wings View Post
            You really don't even ask that to friends either.
            Quoted for truth! Unless they want to talk, but that's a different matter entirely.
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            • #7
              Quoth dragon_wings View Post
              to you. Cause honestly? You don't ask that question to total strangers. You really don't even ask that to friends either.
              Exactly. Because real friends know when to shut their mouth.
              If anyone breaks the three pint rule, they'll be running all night to the pisser and back.

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              • #8
                Quoth HYHYBT View Post
                Good answer! Good answer! clapclapclapclapclap
                Not my proudest moment, but. It just happened.
                If anyone breaks the three pint rule, they'll be running all night to the pisser and back.

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                • #9
                  Quoth pzychobitch View Post
                  Not my proudest moment, but. It just happened.
                  Well, crap, to get blindsided like that by a total stranger ... that was appallingly intrusive on her part.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Pixilated View Post
                    Well, crap, to get blindsided like that by a total stranger ... that was appallingly intrusive on her part.
                    Sad thing is, this was just the straw that broke the camels back.
                    If anyone breaks the three pint rule, they'll be running all night to the pisser and back.

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                    • #11
                      Um...as someone who has the same history on one part...when people ask about my scars, I just say I had an epic duel with a pirate, old-style.

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                      • #12
                        Love your response, Avada!

                        Why some people feel it's perfectly acceptable to ask the most personal questions of complete strangers, I do not know.

                        Aaaand ... I may be heading into Fratching here so I'll shaddup now.

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                        • #13
                          Holy crap! You just made me snort in my super quiet office. You're response was EPIC! Brava!

                          Strangers really need to learn to keep their noses out of other people's business. Especially the way that she decided to ask you.

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                          • #14
                            Dental work on a shark with hiccups.
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                            • #15
                              Obviously, your answer made you feel bad. I am assuming that you feel you should have had a higher level of self control. Personally, I think you are being unrealistic. If you were perfect, you would have smiled and said "Polite people don't ask questions like that."

                              However, nobody is perfect. We all have scares that were left be our imperfections. Unfortunately, your's show.

                              Stay strong. I hope you come up with some more witty responses, because, unfortunately, you are going to run into more clueless, rude people.
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