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  • We've all lost a right today!

    Fun sighting from Kabe's and my enforced time offline.

    In order to beat the insane heat while our power was out, we spent a lot of time at the local game store. This store is in the middle of one of the downtowns (the area we live in is essentially several towns that have melded into one so you get several downtowns in one local area).

    So Kabe and I are there with a couple of friends after I got off work just playing some games. There's another group across from us playing Warhammer or other miniature game. It's quiet, besides the group playing D&D in the game room behind us, and everybody's involved in their own thing.

    Until a newcomer comes in and starts shouting, "Excuse me! I need your attention!"

    It should be noted that this guy came in wearing a crumpled suit. Like crinkled pants, shirt unbuttoned about three down, jacket looks like it's never seen an iron. Add in the slur as he talks and a slight sway, and I would swear that he's drunk.

    So Drunk Dude (DD) continues on, "You've lost a right today!"

    People start looking away. "Excuse me! Pay attention! You've lost a right today!"

    This continued for several minutes before he got to his point, which was that the local/state government or Phillip-Morris was forbidding the small tobacco stores to roll cigarettes for customers. Frankly, I kinda zoned out since I don't smoke and so the whole tax arguments there I don't care.

    Anyway, he's rambling on, reinforcing the idea that he's drunk, when one of the miniature guys continues making his measures for his turn. That's when DD shouts, "Excuse me! Yeah you! You with the dark hair and goofy smile! Why are you smiling? You just lost a right today!"

    That's when the other miniature players started informing him that we at the game store had a right to enjoy our games in peace and that his tax evasion strategy was of no concern to any of them. Turns out one of the players was the working employee for the store and he kicked the guy out.

    But DD had to try to have the final say! He reopened the door to shout back at the guys who had stood up to him, only to get shouted down again. Honestly, I can't remember what was said at this point, but, damn, it was a strange occurrence!
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    tobacco stores actually ROLL cigarettes FOR people? I thought most people rolled their own ciggies themselves?

    Also, why do you need to measure on a tabletop game?
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    • #3
      If Crazy Drunk McSmoker had tried to get me riled up about that, I would have cheerfully told him, "I don't smoke, pal. So it doesn't bother me. Keep fightin' the power." Then proceeded to ignore him.
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      • #4
        I would have told him to take it to Fratching.
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        • #5
          Quoth Mr Hero View Post
          I would have told him to take it to Fratching.
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          • #6
            Quoth fireheart View Post
            tobacco stores actually ROLL cigarettes FOR people? I thought most people rolled their own ciggies themselves?

            Also, why do you need to measure on a tabletop game?
            When its Tabletop Wargames, such as Warhammer etc you generally measure how far you want/can your minatures to move, either to the maximum distance, or to a distance within that max distance, depending on whats happening in the game.
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            • #7
              From what I understand, he hasn't lost a right, he's lost a tax loophole.

              Sorry, go pay full tax for your addictions like most people, and leave others alone.

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              • #8
                Quoth fireheart View Post
                tobacco stores actually ROLL cigarettes FOR people? I thought most people rolled their own ciggies themselves?
                In some US states, loose tobacco is taxed differently from pre-packaged tobacco (so cigarettes and cigars are taxed differently than loose tobacco for roll-your-own ciggies and pipes). Some stores took advantage of this by supplying machines so if you bought loose tobacco and papers, the machine would roll them for you, and you'd pay lower taxes.

                Apparently, the SC's state closed this loophole, and that's why he was ranting.

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                • #9
                  Too bad somebody didn't hand him a brochure for a local stop-smoking program.
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                  • #10
                    eh, you can still grow your own at least.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
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                      • #12
                        Quoth Mr Hero View Post
                        There's no such thing as spending too much time on CS.com.
                        I don't know about that, I heard about this dude that read the site so often he started to live here. it's been a while since anyone's seen him because apparently he lives in the secret subforum of cursing out coworkers and he eats nothing but the guts from the woodchipper only venturing out to track new prey.
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                        • #13
                          Quoth gremcint View Post
                          I don't know about that, I heard about this dude that read the site so often he started to live here. it's been a while since anyone's seen him because apparently he lives in the secret subforum of cursing out coworkers and he eats nothing but the guts from the woodchipper only venturing out to track new prey.
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                          • #14
                            Quoth Bella_Vixen View Post
                            Is that where Retail Workhorse has been hiding?
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                            • #15
                              Quoth reimero View Post
                              Apparently, the SC's state closed this loophole, and that's why he was ranting.
                              Sounds like my state; I've heard about this. SC hasn't lost any rights; he can still smoke as much as he likes. He just has to pay the same taxes for the habit that the schlubs who buy their cigarettes at the C store do.

                              Quoth PepperElf View Post
                              eh, you can still grow your own at least.
                              Bleh. Growing tobacco is a time intensive, difficult PITA. My best friend grew up on a tobacco farm. If I were a smoker, I'd find it easier to pay the taxes than to try and grow it myself.
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