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I took my car to get the oil changed at FluffyLube, which I do every 5,000 miles. I love those guys, its only a 15-30 minute chore. When I went in, they had a car in one bay, but were able to take my car right into the second bay. The nice attendant asked what I needed, opened the door to the waiting area and pointed out the popcorn and soft drinks as well as telling me where the restroom was.
The guy who was in front of me was sitting in the waiting area, having a happy LOUD conversation on his cell to someone he wanted to have a hookup with. After I was checked in, which took about 5 minutes, I noticed that his car had been moved out and the service manager was trying to get his attention.
I went outside to smoke, but he was so loud that I still hear him. When I went back in, my car was done and the service manager motioned me to the counter to pay.
Suddenly, hookup guy was outraged! How could they possibly have let me go first?!?
He started screaming at the service manager, but he didn't close his phone. I stood close to him and told him that his shorts were tight enough that I could see that his dick was short and dinky...and that he should wear underware.
He shut up, service manager almost choked and you could have heard a pin drop. The service manager walked me outside and started dieing. He gave me the number to his boss, so I used it to tell the boss what had happened.
I really hope I didn't get those guys in trouble. The boss laughed, but I still sent an email to corp.
The guy who was in front of me was sitting in the waiting area, having a happy LOUD conversation on his cell to someone he wanted to have a hookup with. After I was checked in, which took about 5 minutes, I noticed that his car had been moved out and the service manager was trying to get his attention.
I went outside to smoke, but he was so loud that I still hear him. When I went back in, my car was done and the service manager motioned me to the counter to pay.
Suddenly, hookup guy was outraged! How could they possibly have let me go first?!?
He started screaming at the service manager, but he didn't close his phone. I stood close to him and told him that his shorts were tight enough that I could see that his dick was short and dinky...and that he should wear underware.
He shut up, service manager almost choked and you could have heard a pin drop. The service manager walked me outside and started dieing. He gave me the number to his boss, so I used it to tell the boss what had happened.
I really hope I didn't get those guys in trouble. The boss laughed, but I still sent an email to corp.
I don't know if his potential hookup was still on the phone...I sure hope so. It actually worked out for me. When I emailed corp, I didn't mention hookups or dick sizes...just that a customer was on his phone and refused to acknowledge the service manager and then started screaming when I was motioned up to pay. There was lots of praise for the staff included. They emailed me to thank me for my input and gave me a code for $20 off on my next oil change.
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