A few years ago while I was in college, I stopped at a gas station to fill up my tank. I don't normally do this, but I had extra money and figured I'd be one of those fancy people who actually fills up their gas tank.
After prepaying inside, I went back to my car and started pumping. Turns out the automatic shut-off wasn't working, because when my tank was full, gasoline started pouring out onto my clothes and shoes. Thankfully I noticed immediately and stopped pumping.
When I went inside to inform the gas station attendant that the pump didn't automatically turn off when my tank was full, she gave me a strange look and asked, "Is it supposed to?"
Um, yes? Or did gas pump technology degrade by a few decades when I wasn't looking?
After prepaying inside, I went back to my car and started pumping. Turns out the automatic shut-off wasn't working, because when my tank was full, gasoline started pouring out onto my clothes and shoes. Thankfully I noticed immediately and stopped pumping.
When I went inside to inform the gas station attendant that the pump didn't automatically turn off when my tank was full, she gave me a strange look and asked, "Is it supposed to?"
Um, yes? Or did gas pump technology degrade by a few decades when I wasn't looking?

Yeah, it's stuff like that that keeps my employers in business. We do environmental remediations, among other things. Well, technically we don't do the remediation itself. We do the assessment and come up with a long list of things that will need to be done to fix the mess. Soil removal is the EASY part. If that crap hit the local water table everyone is in trouble. 
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