Pétoncles, not Scallops!

[tollbaby]

tu es une crotte de chien, perhaps? And no, I wouldn't recommend trotting that out as your only conversational French

[April]

ummm what is that? Like you are an ugly dog? lol I took french (3 years!) and can only remember about 3 phrases

Je Suis Ici (I am here!)
Je ne comp pomp pas (not sure about spelling, but if I remember it's I don't understand)

Je ne se pa ( I don't know)

I think LOL and all thespelling is wrong!

[Shironu-Akaineko]

Je Suis Ici (I am here!)
Je ne comp pomp pas (not sure about spelling, but if I remember it's I don't understand)
Je ne se pa ( I don't know)

Je ne comprend pas.
Je ne sais pas.

doesn't beat when one of my aunts told my grandpa Leonard he had an awfully big Coq. (Coq is french for rooster, please dun ban me. )

[tollbaby]

Crotte de chien is "dog turd", literally

[Becks]

Mom ordered a filet of fish and the wrapper, which was bilingual, identified the sandwich as "filet de poisson."

Heh. When I took French, I always told myself that "poisson" meant fish, because I think of fish as poison.

There is a publisher of phrase books called "Me No Speak" -my new favorite name
I got one at work yesterday, it's just a little 2"x3" book, perfect for your pocket.

I am so totally going to get some in the languages I want to teach myself!!!!!!

[Knifeman]

The only thing I learned from French class:

Carnard means Duck

Fromage is cheese

And if you visit France, paris is overrated. The coastal areas are nicer to visit.

[Broomjockey]

Flacon du Maize!

Chapaeu

Tete

Port

Yes, that one year of French in elementary has helped me quite a bit in life.

The number of times I've needed to tell people that I'm wearing Corn Flakes as a hat on my head to get through the door is innumerable!