Well, I guess it was only a matter of time before I had a grocery store sighting.
One of the local grocery stores runs Friday specials on their Facebook page and today was a pretty good deal, so I went to get it on my way home. One of the items in the special was six ears of corn in the husk. I usually opt to husk them while I'm at the store, and this time was no different.
I husked my first one and woman came up making a fuss.
Crazy Woman: What are you doing?!
Me:...husking corn...
CW: You can't do that!!
Me: *confused, as I was fairly certain that's what the large garbage can, full of discarded husks was for* Uh...that's what the garbage can is for...
About that time one of the produce clerks came out and was stocking more corn. Crazy Woman confronted him and tried to tell on me. The clerk told her the same thing I said.
This prompts Crazy Woman to find a manager in the next aisle to tell on both of us. He assured her he'd talk to the produce clerk and me. After she was gone, he came over, trying not to bust out laughing.
One of the local grocery stores runs Friday specials on their Facebook page and today was a pretty good deal, so I went to get it on my way home. One of the items in the special was six ears of corn in the husk. I usually opt to husk them while I'm at the store, and this time was no different.
I husked my first one and woman came up making a fuss.
Crazy Woman: What are you doing?!
Me:...husking corn...
CW: You can't do that!!
Me: *confused, as I was fairly certain that's what the large garbage can, full of discarded husks was for* Uh...that's what the garbage can is for...
About that time one of the produce clerks came out and was stocking more corn. Crazy Woman confronted him and tried to tell on me. The clerk told her the same thing I said.
This prompts Crazy Woman to find a manager in the next aisle to tell on both of us. He assured her he'd talk to the produce clerk and me. After she was gone, he came over, trying not to bust out laughing.


) I don't care.
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