Mild sighting, happened a few weeks ago.
I generally don't like fruit. I'm all for eating healthy, but most fruits annoy me. Peeling/preparing them annoys me. Storing them annoys me, brings a risk of attracting fruit flies. Remembering to finish them before they go bad annoys me. Strawberries are really bad for this. Thankfully blackberries and razzberries aren't, and I don't have to peel them. Stick 'em in the fridge, grab a handfull of berry-munchies after a meal, simple and easy.
So I was hunting for my favourite berry-fix. No razzberries today, but got lucky with the blackberries. I'd just grabbed a couple packets, when the woman next to me suddenly pipes up.
"But the blueberries are on sale for cheaper!"
Excuse you, but it's rather rude and improper to begin a sentence with "but". Even if the butt looks like this, err... still rude but I wouldn't mind
(probably NSFW)
Blueberries aren't on my short-list of favourite fruits, and I said as much. Which got me an incredulous look and a huff. I went on my way and, wait a minute - did she just give me a CBF??
What was that all about? Did I hurt her feelings by dissing her favourite fruit or something? (which I hadn't, go figure) Did she think me pompous, that I thought my social station was too high up to indulge in mere blueberries, even for a discount? Or maybe she was annoyed that her wise financial counsel was ignored? Yeah I rather doubt I'll be raising capital enough to start my own Fortune 500 company with blueberry savings.
But I have been wrong before. So I guess I should be on the lookout for the Kingsguard out to arrest me for being a mere commonor, acting above my station in indulging in royal fruit? Or maybe in years to come, I should watch out for a wrathful gloating Fortune 500 company owner? "Haha, if only you had eaten blueberries on a discount, you could have shared this great empire with me, now you are NOTHING! MUHAHAHA!!"
Seriously, some people need to learn how to mind their own business.
I generally don't like fruit. I'm all for eating healthy, but most fruits annoy me. Peeling/preparing them annoys me. Storing them annoys me, brings a risk of attracting fruit flies. Remembering to finish them before they go bad annoys me. Strawberries are really bad for this. Thankfully blackberries and razzberries aren't, and I don't have to peel them. Stick 'em in the fridge, grab a handfull of berry-munchies after a meal, simple and easy.
So I was hunting for my favourite berry-fix. No razzberries today, but got lucky with the blackberries. I'd just grabbed a couple packets, when the woman next to me suddenly pipes up.
"But the blueberries are on sale for cheaper!"
Excuse you, but it's rather rude and improper to begin a sentence with "but". Even if the butt looks like this, err... still rude but I wouldn't mind
(probably NSFW)Blueberries aren't on my short-list of favourite fruits, and I said as much. Which got me an incredulous look and a huff. I went on my way and, wait a minute - did she just give me a CBF??
What was that all about? Did I hurt her feelings by dissing her favourite fruit or something? (which I hadn't, go figure) Did she think me pompous, that I thought my social station was too high up to indulge in mere blueberries, even for a discount? Or maybe she was annoyed that her wise financial counsel was ignored? Yeah I rather doubt I'll be raising capital enough to start my own Fortune 500 company with blueberry savings.
But I have been wrong before. So I guess I should be on the lookout for the Kingsguard out to arrest me for being a mere commonor, acting above my station in indulging in royal fruit? Or maybe in years to come, I should watch out for a wrathful gloating Fortune 500 company owner? "Haha, if only you had eaten blueberries on a discount, you could have shared this great empire with me, now you are NOTHING! MUHAHAHA!!"
Seriously, some people need to learn how to mind their own business.


Besides, what's she complaining about? If you don't buy the blueberries, that's more for her!


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