OPSEC fail funny

[PepperElf]

I call the stickers "opsec fails" - tho technically it's more like a persec fail for "personal" vs "operational" security.

Anyway it's those stickers you put on the back of the car window when you want everyone to know how many adults, kids & pets are in your family.


I saw a funny one the other day...

Man, question mark, sperm, sperm



All I could think was... "I guess that means his hand's been busy?"

[LillFilly]

I've been trying to find those things for odd pets. I need a man, man, woman, snake, frog, fish, dog, dog, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit.

[Lurking Sockpuppet]

I've been trying to find those things for odd pets. I need a man, man, woman, snake, frog, fish, dog, dog, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit.

I have a good friend that makes them. I will pm you the link to her Etsy store. You can contact her if you like.

Sockpuppet

[Merriweather]

I love those little stickers, and I've seen some quite odd ones as well.

My pet peeve, though, are the idiots who put the names under them. Yeah, let's let everyone who sees us park at the mall know that the bigger boy is Jimmy, and the smaller girl is Susie, and they have a puppy named Rover.

People, we don't do that for the same reason we no longer buy our kids t-shirts & hats with their names all over them. Makes it way too easy for strangers to pretend they know them from somewhere. Just common sense nowadays.

[morgana]

I need a . . . rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit.

Oh, gods, I'm DYING here!

[PepperElf]

People, we don't do that for the same reason we no longer buy our kids t-shirts & hats with their names all over them. Makes it way too easy for strangers to pretend they know them from somewhere. Just common sense nowadays.

Back when I lived in VA, the airbrush shop in Pembroke Mall posted signs stating that they would not do any named items for children under the age of 9 IIRC.

Although I never found their products interesting (just not my style) I always respected that they took a stance like that. The ones around here practically advertise named items for young children ...

[Merriweather]

Back when I lived in VA, the airbrush shop in Pembroke Mall posted signs stating that they would not do any named items for children under the age of 9 IIRC.

I remember that mall! I always found it amusing that the next place I lived when I left that area was Pembrokeshire....

Sorry, sidetracking all over the place here

[Marmalady]

rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit.

Am I the only one hearing Chas and Dave in my head now?

[suburbandecay]

the best sticker along those lines I ever saw was a man, a woman, and a pile of money bags

[morgana]

Best one I ever saw was a man, a woman, two kids, a dog and . . . an alien . . .

[kpzra]

My husband wanted to get one that was a 50 cal bullet for dad, shotgun round for mom , and .45 bullet for first kids, then 9mm, then 22

[Argus]

At Gen Con, one was seen that included a Tusken Raider, a robed figure I can't identify, a small Boba Fett, and a Jawa.

[EvilEmpryss]

I saw one online that was a female figure X-ed out and the word "vacancy" written above it. I'm thinking the divorce was bitter.

[AccountingDrone]

hm, we would need an orca, a mack, and then kitty, flock of chickens, flock of guineas, runner duck and a flock of geese

[the lawsmeister]

My favourite was stickers of a man and woman with the caption "me & your mum"