Yesterday I ran some errands during my lunch break and by some miracle, I had enough time to stop by one of my favorite places for fast Chinese, Panda Express. I love the Orange Chicken there, and if the bottle of the sauce wasn't so danged expensive, I'd buy one.
I always get mine to go, and opted to use the coupon I have on the back of the receipt for a free item. The place wasn't even that busy and it was just past noon when I went in.
While I'm waiting my turn, I feel someone come up behind me. She was so close I swore I felt her bust. I turned and smiled and then turned back. Usually that works to get people to back off. She didn't take the hint so I had to use Plan B.
Me: Hi, could you back up? You're very close to my personal space and making me uncomfortable.
The woman backs up, and all is fine. Right? Well, if that was the case, I wouldn't be posting in Sightings, now would I?
No, she immediately gets close again. Okay, time for Plan C.
Me: Lady, you are too close. If I wanted a rectal exam, I'd go see my doctor.
Lady: *taken aback by my blatant statement*
Worker behind counter: *is trying not to laugh*
Lady: I just want to see what food is available.
Me: Then you wait your turn. Now back off.
She backs off. All is well, right? Uh..see previous statement about being in Sightings.
She's back again not even five seconds after I tell her to wait her turn.
Me: Lady, I already told you once. Back off.
Lady: I'm just looking.
Me: I'm serious. You are too close. *repeat a few more times and toss in the rectal exam comment for good measure.*
Lady: What a bitch! *storms off*
I looked to the worker behind the counter.
Me: Was I bitch?
Worker: Oh not at all *as she is still trying not to laugh*
The thing is, if she was trying to run off with my purse, she was on the wrong side of my body. I thought that might be what she was after. I just think she's one of those who has no sense of personal space and didn't get it at all.
And yes, the Orange Chicken and Broccoli Beef were yummy.
I always get mine to go, and opted to use the coupon I have on the back of the receipt for a free item. The place wasn't even that busy and it was just past noon when I went in.
While I'm waiting my turn, I feel someone come up behind me. She was so close I swore I felt her bust. I turned and smiled and then turned back. Usually that works to get people to back off. She didn't take the hint so I had to use Plan B.
Me: Hi, could you back up? You're very close to my personal space and making me uncomfortable.
The woman backs up, and all is fine. Right? Well, if that was the case, I wouldn't be posting in Sightings, now would I?
No, she immediately gets close again. Okay, time for Plan C.
Me: Lady, you are too close. If I wanted a rectal exam, I'd go see my doctor.
Lady: *taken aback by my blatant statement*
Worker behind counter: *is trying not to laugh*
Lady: I just want to see what food is available.
Me: Then you wait your turn. Now back off.
She backs off. All is well, right? Uh..see previous statement about being in Sightings.
She's back again not even five seconds after I tell her to wait her turn.
Me: Lady, I already told you once. Back off.
Lady: I'm just looking.
Me: I'm serious. You are too close. *repeat a few more times and toss in the rectal exam comment for good measure.*
Lady: What a bitch! *storms off*
I looked to the worker behind the counter.
Me: Was I bitch?
Worker: Oh not at all *as she is still trying not to laugh*
The thing is, if she was trying to run off with my purse, she was on the wrong side of my body. I thought that might be what she was after. I just think she's one of those who has no sense of personal space and didn't get it at all.
And yes, the Orange Chicken and Broccoli Beef were yummy.



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