So I think I’m going to have to boycott my usual taxi company!
I met a friend and his girlfriend for a couple of beers. We were not the slightest bit drunk. The night ended well and the three of us decided to walk to the taxi office and share one home. We order the taxi and take a seat. Everything is fine.
Suddenly, two chavs walk in (I can’t be bothered explaining what they are. Google it
) they order a taxi and for some reason take immediate interest in my friend. I know their type right away. The type of guys who go out of their way to look for a fight, no matter how unprovoked. I’ve seen it a million times working at the pub.
Chav1: Hey, your girlfriend is hot.
Friend: OK. Thanks.
My friend is not confrontational at all.
Chav1: I’d do her.
Friend: That’s nice.
My friend and I have the same mentality. With these types of idiots the worst thing you can do is bite back. It gives them a reason (in their minds) to hit you.
The chav then started listing all sorts of things he would like to do to friend’s girlfriend, stuff that I’m not even going to put on the internet it’s that vile. It’s also very important to note that the woman working behind the office desk was about a metre away from us and could hear everything.
Friend: Right, OK then, we’re just going to go outside now.
Chav1: Are you some sort of pussy? You’ve not even reacted.
Girlfriend: That’s because he’s not inbred like you.
Chav1: WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAY? YOU FUCKING BITCH!
At that very moment our taxi pulled up.
Me: *to friend and girlfriend* Get in the taxi now.
I bundled the two of them in and sat in the front. The chav was still yelling insults at us. The three of us express our shock to the driver. Suddenly, the radio goes.
Radio: Taxi, have you just picked up two guys and a girl from the office?
Driver: Yeah, why?
Radio: Bring those fuckers back here right now! They’ve been starting fights!
Us: What???
Driver: Fights?
Radio: Yeah! They started an argument between those two guys and now they are fighting in the office! The police are on their way!
So these idiots failed in their attempt to fight with my friend and decided to fight with each other! We explained to the driver what happened. The radio kept going.
Radio: Are you bringing them back? Bring them back! Especially that red haired bitch!
Girlfriend: What did she just call me??
Radio: Get them back here right now. I want them arrested.
Me: Arrested?? For what? What did we do that was illegal?
Radio: Are you bringing them back??
The driver replied.
Driver: Yeah. I’m turning around now.
Me: Right! Everyone out of the car!
Driver: What? You can’t do that!
Me: We are not going back there. We did nothing wrong. Those two guys are there and they will certainly pick another fight. I’m sorry that they’re fighting in your office but that’s their fault.
Radio: Where are you? The police are on their way!
The driver stopped the car and the three of us got out. Luckily we were only a couple of streets away from my friends so we walked there.
I met a friend and his girlfriend for a couple of beers. We were not the slightest bit drunk. The night ended well and the three of us decided to walk to the taxi office and share one home. We order the taxi and take a seat. Everything is fine.
Suddenly, two chavs walk in (I can’t be bothered explaining what they are. Google it
) they order a taxi and for some reason take immediate interest in my friend. I know their type right away. The type of guys who go out of their way to look for a fight, no matter how unprovoked. I’ve seen it a million times working at the pub.Chav1: Hey, your girlfriend is hot.
Friend: OK. Thanks.
My friend is not confrontational at all.
Chav1: I’d do her.
Friend: That’s nice.
My friend and I have the same mentality. With these types of idiots the worst thing you can do is bite back. It gives them a reason (in their minds) to hit you.
The chav then started listing all sorts of things he would like to do to friend’s girlfriend, stuff that I’m not even going to put on the internet it’s that vile. It’s also very important to note that the woman working behind the office desk was about a metre away from us and could hear everything.
Friend: Right, OK then, we’re just going to go outside now.
Chav1: Are you some sort of pussy? You’ve not even reacted.
Girlfriend: That’s because he’s not inbred like you.
Chav1: WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAY? YOU FUCKING BITCH!
At that very moment our taxi pulled up.
Me: *to friend and girlfriend* Get in the taxi now.
I bundled the two of them in and sat in the front. The chav was still yelling insults at us. The three of us express our shock to the driver. Suddenly, the radio goes.
Radio: Taxi, have you just picked up two guys and a girl from the office?
Driver: Yeah, why?
Radio: Bring those fuckers back here right now! They’ve been starting fights!
Us: What???
Driver: Fights?
Radio: Yeah! They started an argument between those two guys and now they are fighting in the office! The police are on their way!
So these idiots failed in their attempt to fight with my friend and decided to fight with each other! We explained to the driver what happened. The radio kept going.
Radio: Are you bringing them back? Bring them back! Especially that red haired bitch!
Girlfriend: What did she just call me??
Radio: Get them back here right now. I want them arrested.
Me: Arrested?? For what? What did we do that was illegal?
Radio: Are you bringing them back??
The driver replied.
Driver: Yeah. I’m turning around now.
Me: Right! Everyone out of the car!
Driver: What? You can’t do that!
Me: We are not going back there. We did nothing wrong. Those two guys are there and they will certainly pick another fight. I’m sorry that they’re fighting in your office but that’s their fault.
Radio: Where are you? The police are on their way!
The driver stopped the car and the three of us got out. Luckily we were only a couple of streets away from my friends so we walked there.


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