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    This is half self sighting I guess. My sis and I were out to eat and she said a friend of hers that worked at a bar said that his bar was good, so we went. When we got there, it looked like your usual bar on Friday night--packed, loud, dancing, etc. We've been to that bar and restaurant before, and they gave me this awful soup that tasted like frozen blood. I wasn't thrilled to go back, but whatever. I just won't order the soup.
    So we go and my sis texts her friend, but he's not working that night. We sit and order drinks, and after a while I noticed some pretty um, scantily clad middle aged women there. We're talking and the night gets crazy. Next thing I know the women are taking their tops off and flashing the middle aged men, which jump all over them in a group. They're horizontal on the tables and the bartenders just ignores them like it's an everyday happening. My sis and I watched this with our jaws open. My sis is more of a party bar scene and has seen it all (I'm more into museums) and even she's shocked.
    So we start wondering if we'd accidentally walked in a sex club so my sis texts her friend who works there what's going on. He says that he doesn't know. So she asks a youngish looking guy what's going on. The young guy informs her that it is swinger's night. We're like "Whaaaa?" Meanwhile the lovebirds, a group about ten of them are still on tables and chairs. Again, they are all in their 50s and dare I say 60s.
    So my sis text back her friend about what the young guy said, and he is totally baffled. But regretful because apparently swingers tip well. ( not sure if that was a joke.) We sit there for a while, wondering whether to leave when finally, the "swinging" group get up in unison and suddenly leave. Just like that. Ummmm....did anyone else ever see people acting like that in an OPEN bar and restaurant?
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    I have walked into a bar, been drinking, and turned around to see someone getting fisted on a pool table.

    I have no words that can describe to you exactly how that felt to see in person. None. At all.
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    • #3
      Once down my old local, a couple were thrown out for having sex in the gents cubicle. Apart from the obvious fact that gents cubicles always stink of poo, the mind boggles at why they thought that they wouldn't be heard. They ended up breaking the loo seat, right after that, a couple of regulars heard them going at it from the urinal and dragged them out.
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      • #4
        I once saw a woman with legs akimbo receiving oral pleasure from an inflatable sheep.

        Odd night, that.

        Not any rgular event, I assume. More a spur of the moment thing.

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        • #5
          Quoth Rapscallion View Post
          I once saw a woman with legs akimbo receiving oral pleasure from an inflatable sheep.

          Odd night, that.

          Not any rgular event, I assume. More a spur of the moment thing.

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          It sounds like it couldn't have been that ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-d.

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          • #6
            A local hotel here had a swingers convention a couple of years ago. Somebody tried to protest it, I guess, but the hotel managers pointed out that the participants were all of legal age, and what they were doing wasn't actually illegal, so the protest kind of fizzled. After a few outraged letters in the paper, everbody forgot about it.
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            • #7
              A club that I frequented in my youth had a Dentist's chair in the middle of the dance floor. One night, a guy sat down in the chair and received oral pleasure.

              An all out swinger's club in the middle of a normal bar is messed up though. If you're into that kind of thing, hey, your life, carry on, but that needs to happen where everyone involved (including spectators) is a knowing and willing participant.
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              • #8
                I've been to sex clubs where some of the people just ordered drinks and no soup. lol
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                • #9
                  Quoth KhirasHY View Post
                  I have walked into a bar, been drinking, and turned around to see someone getting fisted on a pool table.

                  I have no words that can describe to you exactly how that felt to see in person. None. At all.
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                  • #10
                    I hope I'm not out of line when I propose that some of these post need to have photographic proof as a backup, including the shocked reactions.

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                    • #11
                      well, i know it happens. although i was under the impression that such festivities were kept at private locations / clubs, rather than open-to-the-public bars where anyone can just walk in off the street and get an eye-full.


                      although it may also depend on the location too.
                      I know of one club in Hawaii that I use to go to before my ship named it off limits. I only went to it on regular nights (and only 2 or 3 times) but yeah even on a regular night you could get an eyeful. Although on "naughty nights" the stories I heard about it were enough to make sailors blush.

                      For me I mainly liked it for the BYOB policy and the fact that no one could judge my dancing... not when someone else was getting more attention etc.


                      Edit: although I forgot to point out... it wasn't like on the main strip in Honolulu but in a "warehouse" area, so the people who'd be going there at 11pm on a Friday night weren't "muggles".

                      I don't think it's open anymore though. I think being marked "off limits" killed it. Or at least made it move. I just looked up the address and there's a lumber company there now.
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                      • #12
                        Sex Cauldron? I thought they shut that place down!
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                        • #13
                          The part that confuses me is how Minion knows what frozen blood tastes like. But I'm not judging!
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                          • #14
                            Quoth Mr Hero View Post
                            Sex Cauldron? I thought they shut that place down!
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                            • #15
                              Quoth gremcint View Post
                              is that when someone took the picture for your avatar?
                              It may very well be...the rest of the night is sort of a traumatized blur ;p That's what I get for going to the leather bear gay bar on a Saturday, I guess though
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