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  • #1

    Handyman's secret fashion weapon

    Said a tad too loudly, tonight, by one of the many customers of questionable breeding making their way through the swamp tonight:

    "Whaddaya need shoes for? Just wrap your feet in duct tape."
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
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    Good thing he wasn't shopping for underwear.
    "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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    • #3
      Hey, it worked for the Mythbusters!
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      • #4
        Quoth Captain Trips View Post
        Hey, it worked for the Mythbusters!
        what? wrapping their package in duct tape?

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        • #5
          C'mon now. We all know that duck tape fixes everything.
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          • #6
            Quoth Teskeria View Post
            what? wrapping their package in duct tape?
            Just grab and YANK! ... instant Brazilian.



            ... not that he'd be able to enjoy it immediately.
            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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            • #7
              Quoth dalesys View Post
              Just grab and YANK! ... instant Brazilian.



              ... not that he'd be able to enjoy it immediately.
              More like instant sex change.
              "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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              • #8
                Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                More like instant sex change.
                well the stupidity wouldn't be passed on....DARWIN WINS!
                Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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                • #9
                  I think the idea is that you're wearing socks and you wrap the duct tape around those.

                  We ve done it before when we make shoes in our Viking group so that they fit our feet perfectly.
                  The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                  Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                  • #10
                    Oh fireheart, thank you for the kind and optimistic thought, but northern WI is a different species entirely. I strongly suspect they will wrap real duct tape around their bare feet and high five each other for their ingenuity.

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                    • #11
                      For those that don't know, the "Handyman's Secret Weapon--Duct Tape" is a reference to the Red Green Show, a Canadian sketch comedy.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth EricKei View Post
                        C'mon now. We all know that duck tape fixes everything.
                        Exactly. I had a pair of shoes that went bad 6 months ago. Because of duct tape, they kept working up until about 2 weeks ago.
                        If anyone breaks the three pint rule, they'll be running all night to the pisser and back.

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                        • #13
                          Just saw a pic on TV of some actress or whatever wearing duct tape over her boobs for some charity....I figure when I hear a blood-curdling scream echoing from the west, that will be when she rips the stuff off...
                          When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth MoonCat View Post
                            Just saw a pic on TV of some actress or whatever wearing duct tape over her boobs for some charity....I figure when I hear a blood-curdling scream echoing from the west, that will be when she rips the stuff off...
                            How hairy is her chest?
                            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                            Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                            Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth MoonCat View Post
                              Just saw a pic on TV of some actress or whatever wearing duct tape over her boobs for some charity....I figure when I hear a blood-curdling scream echoing from the west, that will be when she rips the stuff off...
                              One man I know entered into a "no surgery" drag queen contest where he almost got disqualified cos his boobs looked too real. apparently he lifted his top to show that those weren't fake boobs... he'd used duct tape to give himself a lift.


                              although lately the most i see duct tape used for is keeping kneepads secure for roller derby gals.

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