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Was on my way to work today and at one point the traffic stopped for a red light. Suddenly, up ahead, I hear screaming tires and I figure, "OMG, somebody can't stop."
Then I saw what was happening.
Some manhood-deficient twit had decided to impress everybody with his Indy 500 driving (in his snappy little black sportscar, of course).
He'd shot through the T intersection at top speed and spun the wheel madly for a dramatic left turn. He'd already arrived in the curbside lane when this occurred but apparently he wanted to be in the inside lane because that was ultimately where he ended up, once he straightened his penis extender out, before roaring off into the distance.
Cue a great deal of "Oh for crying out loud" and
Then I saw what was happening.
Some manhood-deficient twit had decided to impress everybody with his Indy 500 driving (in his snappy little black sportscar, of course).
He'd shot through the T intersection at top speed and spun the wheel madly for a dramatic left turn. He'd already arrived in the curbside lane when this occurred but apparently he wanted to be in the inside lane because that was ultimately where he ended up, once he straightened his penis extender out, before roaring off into the distance.
Cue a great deal of "Oh for crying out loud" and
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