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  • #1

    Don't Honk At Me

    So I went to Nawlins Chicken for lunch, as per usual, and after finishing up, I go to turn out of the parking lot so I can go get some gas. It's a left turn, so I stop and check the travel lanes, I'm clear from the right, and I look left and see another car approaching, but I think well back enough for me to make the turn.

    So I take it. Easily clear the travel lane before the oncoming car makes it anywhere near me.

    And yet, the bitch in the oncoming car lays on her horn as I do it.

    Switch to decaf, lady. I didn't come anywhere near you.
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    I hate those.

    And don't you love the people that I SWEAR they see you start to turn and speed-up!?
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    • #3
      Or the ones who have to lay on the horn as you are going through an intersection when the light is GREEN. Really? You're that bored that you've got to annoy everbody or are you in that much of a hurry you think my Mom is going slow?

      Guess what, Dipshit - she can't drive any faster than the idiot in front of her, so STFU already.
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      • #4
        Then there are the people that lay on the horn the microsecond the light turns green.

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        • #5
          My brother used to do that, mikoyan (he's mellowed out since he had kiddles) -- there have been times when I was riding with him that he actually pressed the accelerator (VERY briefly) the instant the light turned green...when he was 5 cars back As a college-age kid, he simply could not comprehend why everyone ahead of him was not already in motion as soon as the light changed. Fortunately, he only ever got into a couple of wrecks (that I know of...), nobody got hurt in them, and -- of course -- neither were his fault
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          • #6
            Oh, I'm beyond positive there are some people with really bad mental issues or confidence problems, because I've been judging distances to drive since I was a wee lil lady learning how to drive, and I swear there are people who speed up any time someone turns in front of them. I don't like to take chances, especially not in winter around here with the roads as shitty as they are, so I know it isn't me.
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