Crazy mofo

[HotelMinion]

So I was going home from the gym. I hop in my car and start the engine. My car was parked facing in, so I had to back out. I switched to reverse and slowly began backing, checking my mirrors, look if behind etc. there was a sports car behind me, blocking me from getting a good turn, so I foot the brake and start to switch gears to drive to ease out better. But before I could, I heard an angry yell. It scared me because it thought I had hit someone or something, but then I realize I would've felt it. So I ignore it and reach for the shift stick again. Then this huge old man runs up to my window, lifts a hand, and yells, "STOP! You're gonna hit my car!" I just stare at him like he's crazy. He goes in between my car and his, the sports car, which is like 8 ft apart. I figure he sees that I wasn't going to hit his car and apologize or stop yelling, but he just keeps yelling and screaming "Stop!!!!!" and flailing his arms and bugging out his eyes. He's a huge old guy, so finally I get scared and just leave.
I love my car too, but I don't go around terrorizing people who get within 8 ft of it. what gives him the right? Maybe...drugs. Which ones...idk.

[dalesys]

Any derp who is dragging their dick around on the street is terrified that someone will step on it for them.

[Minflick]

Old may mean serious lack of depth perception, OR he's a jerk who happens to be old...