Wrong lane, buttbrain

[wolfie]

Thus, you were driving down the street in the wrong lane. And you forced a couple oncoming vehicles to stop and throw it in reverse so you could get through.

In a situation like that, I'd stop but NOT back up - he caused the problem, he can fix it. On the other hand, I might try backing up but "forget" which vehicle I'm driving (#1 has reverse at the forward position of the left gate, which is 1st gear on #2, while #2 has reverse at the rear position of the right gate, which is 4th gear on #1).

Of course, with vehicle #1 I definitely wouldn't back up - not only is it far more intimidating that asshat's Cobalt, but it's a bitch to back up, and I wouldn't be able to see the innocent person behind me (normal situation when you've got a 53 foot dry van).

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

To the fuckling in the silver Cobalt in front of me as I was coming home from work:

Yes, the street is kinda screwed up because some (probably unnecessary) road work is being done. How observant of you to notice the cones marking the temporary traffic lanes until all the work is done.

However, because you are unobservant/stupid/got your drivers license out of a box of Frosted Flakes or from Big Stu's Driving Skool-O-Rama And Cow Methane Distributor, you drove to the left of the cones.

Thus, you were driving down the street in the wrong lane. And you forced a couple oncoming vehicles to stop and throw it in reverse so you could get through.

Please turn in your license and sell your car. It's too good for an imbecile such as yourself. I don't even think I'd trust you with feet.

(Un)Happily Motoring,
Irv