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  • You're both fuckers.

    Last night my mom and I went to DQ for a Blizzard (yummy). Coming back, we had stopped at a red light, preparing to make a left. As the light changed, and we got the green, I was lucky that I looked before I made my turn, because I could tell that the Flaming Asshole in the beat-up truck wasn't going to stop. Sure enough, he ran the red to make his own left turn, at a very dangerous speed.

    I gave him a good cussing, and proceeded to make my own left turn. Halfway through, another car, following FA, was coming at me dangerously fast as well. I saw my short little life flash before my eyes before I punched the gas and made it in time, just as he...turns his lights and siren on.

    That's right, folks, the second asshole was a cop, obviously busting the first FA for his little stunt, but apparently not waiting for me to get out of the way. When he turned his lights on, my mom started yelling at me, "You should have waited for the cop to pass!" Well goddamn, mother, how the hell was I supposed to know he was a cop before he turned his lights on? He just looked like another pair of headlights to me!

    Oh, and I couldn't eat my Blizzard after that. I was too pissed off.
    "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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    Well, not to mention that it was entirely possible that the cop could've rammed you just as easily as Flaming Asshole could've. Just because he's a cop doesn't mean he can't get into an accident, and it sounds like he was a bit too intent on the chase to pay enough attention to the rest of the traffic.
    Civilized men tend to be ruder than savages because they know they can be impolite without getting their skulls split, as a rule.
    - Robert E. Howard

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      I can see that the officer might have been so enraged with the guy who ran the light that he got a little too caught-up in chasing him. He was probably thinking 'whoops!' as he turned.
      "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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