Last night my mom and I went to DQ for a Blizzard (yummy). Coming back, we had stopped at a red light, preparing to make a left. As the light changed, and we got the green, I was lucky that I looked before I made my turn, because I could tell that the Flaming Asshole in the beat-up truck wasn't going to stop. Sure enough, he ran the red to make his own left turn, at a very dangerous speed.
I gave him a good cussing, and proceeded to make my own left turn. Halfway through, another car, following FA, was coming at me dangerously fast as well. I saw my short little life flash before my eyes before I punched the gas and made it in time, just as he...turns his lights and siren on.
That's right, folks, the second asshole was a cop, obviously busting the first FA for his little stunt, but apparently not waiting for me to get out of the way. When he turned his lights on, my mom started yelling at me, "You should have waited for the cop to pass!" Well goddamn, mother, how the hell was I supposed to know he was a cop before he turned his lights on? He just looked like another pair of headlights to me!
Oh, and I couldn't eat my Blizzard after that. I was too pissed off.
I gave him a good cussing, and proceeded to make my own left turn. Halfway through, another car, following FA, was coming at me dangerously fast as well. I saw my short little life flash before my eyes before I punched the gas and made it in time, just as he...turns his lights and siren on.
That's right, folks, the second asshole was a cop, obviously busting the first FA for his little stunt, but apparently not waiting for me to get out of the way. When he turned his lights on, my mom started yelling at me, "You should have waited for the cop to pass!" Well goddamn, mother, how the hell was I supposed to know he was a cop before he turned his lights on? He just looked like another pair of headlights to me!
Oh, and I couldn't eat my Blizzard after that. I was too pissed off.

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