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  • A "Twofer"

    The other evening, DH and I went in to Austin for a State Comptroller's taxpayer meeting. In the middle of downtown, at about 5:30 pm, we were stopped in traffic at a light behind a pick-up truck. The female passenger immediately jumped over into the male driver's lap and started playing tonsil hockey with him. She kept looking around to the front, presumably to see if the light had changed to green yet.

    DH tried to bet me that when the light changed, that he would start driving with her still on his lap. I would not bet him. Sure enough, he took off, and she did not move back over. In fact, she disappeared from sight, entirely! (hmm, that looks like an appropriate icon)

    Spoilsport that I am, I called 911 on my cell phone and reported them for "reckless driving." I had DH follow them until the police hung up. I don't know if they were caught or not.

    ETA--the "twofer" is fer the two in one seat.
    Last edited by Primer; 07-20-2009, 03:08 AM.
    Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end.

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    Oh for Pete's sake....if you're going to give a guy road head, don't be so damn obvious about it.
    You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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    • #3
      Or better yet, keep it in the bedroom.

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