After work this morning, I was headed to the library for some literary delights.
A few paces ahead of me, on the sidewalk, is a guy wearing shorts, floppy hat, flannel shirt tied around his waist...
Along comes Cranky Old Wheelchair Bastard in an electric wheelchair that can really move, and he slams right into ill-fated pedestrian from behind.
Pedestrian goes down, COWB keeps on going, and screams out "watch where you're going sonny!" He then proceeds to cross a busy street at full speed, against the red light, nearly causing 2 car accidents.
Pedestrian turns out to be at least as old as COWB, and has cut his knee up pretty badly. I help him up, and offer to call for paramedics and police. Nice Old Pedestrian refuses both, says he justs needs some bandages, and doesn't want to press charges. I help him along to the pharmacy on the next block, which is just about to open.
COWB has forced himself through the crowd of waiting customers as the pharmacy staff unlocks the doors, makes sure he's the first one in, then grabs a flyer and idly peruses it while his wheelchair blocks the door.
I see that NOP gets some help, then relate what happened to the on-site security guys. I don't know how this ends, but I hope COWB got arrested.
A few paces ahead of me, on the sidewalk, is a guy wearing shorts, floppy hat, flannel shirt tied around his waist...
Along comes Cranky Old Wheelchair Bastard in an electric wheelchair that can really move, and he slams right into ill-fated pedestrian from behind.
Pedestrian goes down, COWB keeps on going, and screams out "watch where you're going sonny!" He then proceeds to cross a busy street at full speed, against the red light, nearly causing 2 car accidents.
Pedestrian turns out to be at least as old as COWB, and has cut his knee up pretty badly. I help him up, and offer to call for paramedics and police. Nice Old Pedestrian refuses both, says he justs needs some bandages, and doesn't want to press charges. I help him along to the pharmacy on the next block, which is just about to open.
COWB has forced himself through the crowd of waiting customers as the pharmacy staff unlocks the doors, makes sure he's the first one in, then grabs a flyer and idly peruses it while his wheelchair blocks the door.
I see that NOP gets some help, then relate what happened to the on-site security guys. I don't know how this ends, but I hope COWB got arrested.



) lived in the same building as my then-girlfriend. He ended up in a wheelchair...after a night of "boozing and cruising." Seems he was insanely drunk that night, and wrapped his car around a telephone pole
As such, he had an extreme disdain for pretty much anyone who could walk, and it wasn't surprising that most people avoided him.

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