And now, an automobiling tip from your pal Irving Patrick Freleigh.
Across the highways and biways of this grand republic, you may notice the wondrous new-fangled invention called a "drive-thru." These can be found attached to buildings housing restaurants, coffee shops, banks, laundromats and various and sundry other business places. The intent behind these "drive-thrus" is to enable the fair motorist to exchange money for goods and services without leaving the comfort and safety of his or her horseless carriage.
So imagine then the great surprise and anguish visited upon one Irving Patrick Freleigh to-day when he piloted his automobile over to his local bank to find one of his fellow citizens stepping out of a vast sporting-utility vehicle parked to the side and striding by foot on over to the drive-thru automatic teller machine device, thus forcing Irving to hit his brakes because the local constabulary would surely frown upon knocking over the poor man and parking his front tires atop his prone, lifeless carcass so he could reach the buttons more easily.
This dullard then was required to swipe his automatic teller device card through the slot thrice before he could commence his transaction. So it seems to follow logically that if one could not comprehend that the drive-thru is for the use of a person or persons still in a motorized vehicle, then one will surely be unable to use the device found in the drive-thru area.
Across the highways and biways of this grand republic, you may notice the wondrous new-fangled invention called a "drive-thru." These can be found attached to buildings housing restaurants, coffee shops, banks, laundromats and various and sundry other business places. The intent behind these "drive-thrus" is to enable the fair motorist to exchange money for goods and services without leaving the comfort and safety of his or her horseless carriage.
So imagine then the great surprise and anguish visited upon one Irving Patrick Freleigh to-day when he piloted his automobile over to his local bank to find one of his fellow citizens stepping out of a vast sporting-utility vehicle parked to the side and striding by foot on over to the drive-thru automatic teller machine device, thus forcing Irving to hit his brakes because the local constabulary would surely frown upon knocking over the poor man and parking his front tires atop his prone, lifeless carcass so he could reach the buttons more easily.
This dullard then was required to swipe his automatic teller device card through the slot thrice before he could commence his transaction. So it seems to follow logically that if one could not comprehend that the drive-thru is for the use of a person or persons still in a motorized vehicle, then one will surely be unable to use the device found in the drive-thru area.

While reading this paragraph, I mentally heard that awful flat organ music they play in those old educational films from the 1950s! 

), but unless the bank is totally isolated from the rest of the world you can still get money at any time.
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