Keep in mind, this all happened in one trip from Ogden to Salt Lake (a mere 45 miles)
1st sighting- while going through downtown Ogden this guy just randomly stopped in the middle lane, mid block, and waited patiently for a passenger to get in the vehicle... best part, there was plenty of open space along the curb that he could have parked in without blocking traffic.
2nd sighting- not more than a block later, someone turned from the center lane, rather abruptly and without signally, to the right.
3rd sighting- while approaching the freeway, I'm in the left lane and a guy turning right off the freeway damned near hit me because he turned so wide.
4th sighting- I'm now safely on the freeway... or so I think... I'm in the middle lane, this idiot merges in off the entrance and without looking just shoots over two lanes to the exact place my vehicle was occupying... thank God the far left lane was open for me to swerve into.
5th sighting- carpool lane means two or more occupants asshole...
6th sighting- do not cross double white line means do not cross asshole...
7th sighting- use your blinker asshole (times I lost count)...
8th sighting- please stay within the lines asshole (times about 10)
9th sighting- it's a cop on the side of the road... not an amusement park sideshow, you don't need to slam on your breaks and ogle, you weren't speeding to begin with.
10th sighting- will all you idiots who don't know how to drive please just die in a fire already, kthnxbye
1st sighting- while going through downtown Ogden this guy just randomly stopped in the middle lane, mid block, and waited patiently for a passenger to get in the vehicle... best part, there was plenty of open space along the curb that he could have parked in without blocking traffic.
2nd sighting- not more than a block later, someone turned from the center lane, rather abruptly and without signally, to the right.
3rd sighting- while approaching the freeway, I'm in the left lane and a guy turning right off the freeway damned near hit me because he turned so wide.
4th sighting- I'm now safely on the freeway... or so I think... I'm in the middle lane, this idiot merges in off the entrance and without looking just shoots over two lanes to the exact place my vehicle was occupying... thank God the far left lane was open for me to swerve into.
5th sighting- carpool lane means two or more occupants asshole...
6th sighting- do not cross double white line means do not cross asshole...
7th sighting- use your blinker asshole (times I lost count)...
8th sighting- please stay within the lines asshole (times about 10)
9th sighting- it's a cop on the side of the road... not an amusement park sideshow, you don't need to slam on your breaks and ogle, you weren't speeding to begin with.
10th sighting- will all you idiots who don't know how to drive please just die in a fire already, kthnxbye

(Luckily no one was hurt)
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