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  • If you put your cell phone down...

    you'll have a hand free to use your turn signal!

    Just a helpful hint.
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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    and you'll also notice that the light has turned GREEN and it's time to go.
    You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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    • #3
      You also might notice that you're crowding the lane marker.....

      Ben Hur was a good movie....but I'm not really in the mood to recreate particular scenes from it.....

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      • #4
        !

        What? You dont want to see Messala (Judah Ben-Hur's nemesis) get trampled by a couple of chariots and several horses? That's the best part!

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        • #5
          You can also turn better when you have both hands on the wheel, and not drift into my lane.
          "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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          • #6
            they're not really legal i think but...

            i am thinking these days that a cell phone jammer isn't a bad idea

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            • #7
              Quoth PepperElf View Post
              they're not really legal i think but...

              i am thinking these days that a cell phone jammer isn't a bad idea
              Raspberry....Only one man would be so bold as to use raspberry (or something like that)...

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              • #8
                Very "something".

                Raspberry? Ugh, I hate Raspberry!

                *flips visor down*

                Only one man would dare give me the raspberry.... Lonestar!
                No matter how low my opinion of humanity as a whole gets, there are always over-achievers who seek to surpass my expectations.

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