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  • A roadkill personals ad

    Me: Riding my bike in the heavy rain, with a helmet, reflectors, lights (including runnings lights, brake light, and turn signals, yeah, I basically have a full set of motorcycle lights on my bicycle ) and riding in the clearly marked bicycle lane at about 18mph.

    You: Any of about 60% of drivers on the road. Driving in the heavy rain, no lights, at about 15mph over the limit. Weaving through traffic, passing on the left, passing on the right, passing while going through an intersection, and never once using your turn signal. 80% of you have a coffee or cell phone in your hand, about 20% have both.

    Where we met: EVERY single red light & stop sign.

    Don't get me wrong, it does in fact amuse me that I saw you make more than enough unsafe and illegal maneuvers to lose your license 3 or 4 times over in the span of 15 or so blocks our paths intersected, and it gained you absolutely no time at all. You didn't even save a single second of time.
    Aliterate : A person who is capable of reading but unwilling to do so.

    "A man who does not read has no advantage over a man who cannot" - Mark Twain

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    two-urn sig-nal.......what is two-urn signal?

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      Quoth mikoyan29 View Post
      two-urn sig-nal.......what is two-urn signal?
      The sensation that the hydraulic pressure is immense after way too much coffee?
      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
      Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
      Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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